Need help writing dialog for Blackwell's speech bubble

[roseBudd]

Your name is Blackwell and you are bragging about how you scored Ohio for Bush...



For context see:

http://edwardsdavid.com/uploader/indexx.html

[journalist3072]

1. Blackwell

"I mean honestly, I'm right up there with Albert Einstein. I knew that if all the votes got counted, John Kerry would win Ohio. So I placed partisan election 'challengers' in black neighborhoods, and made sure they wouldn't have enough voting machines. If they didn't want to stand in line 4 or 6 hours to vote, that's their problem!"

[roseBudd]

5. good but needs to be shorter, snappier, partisan election challengers is

too prim. Also needs to make Blackwell like like a petty hypocritical race hating egomaniacal cheat.

[Paradise]

2. Catch me, IF you can! n/t

[MelissaB]

3. I'm not creative, rosebud,

but I love your work!

:yourock:

Why would anybody think I'm hiding something?

[New Earth]

4. so close

"I'm THIS close to getting caught!"

[MissWaverly]

6. comment

this is just the first step
on a global conquest, first
Ohio, then Iraq, then Iran,
then Paris!

[Zan_of_Texas]

7. Okay.

When I was at the Heritage Foundation, I convinced those guys they could count on me! Kerry had THIS MUCH chance of winning Ohio with me in charge. Heh. Now I can't wait to count the votes when I run for Governor.

[KaliTracy]

8. hmmm

"yes... it really is this big!"

oops... wrong type of comment.


um.

"I had no chance of winning the SOS in 1998 if only one Democrat ran. 2 ran and I won! Learned the lesson right away, shave down precincts, increase lines and keep Dems out of the voting booth!"

um.

"Okay....maybe I made a few adjustments to the overall numbers, but nothing that anyone would notice!"


um.

"Well, I gave the guys from Triad a little perk, but nothing that is able to be traced."


um.

"Yes, there's a slight abililty for me to access BOE offices through an internet connection. Just to be used in an emergency, mind you."

um

"Suppression? No way. Lines were only this much bigger in Democratic areas than Republican areas. What's everyone complaining about?"

um

"So, if you take this and breath deep all of your voting issues will just melt away."

[roseBudd]

10. all good but...

You're just not mean and nasty enough }( Check out my Karl Rove speech bubble...

[roseBudd]

9. I ended up going with...

My own brilliance astounds
me sometimes. First we suppressed the
negro and white liberal pinko commie students
by shorting the voting machines in democrat
precincts. Those liberals and negros are just
a menace to society anyway. But the genuis
part was when we flipped Kerry votes
to his majesty in reliably GOP
voting counties.

see the result here, also scroll for Karl Rove and an anonymous white girl's rhyme.

http://edwardsdavid.com/uploader/indexx.html