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Meshuga Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-20-07 10:14 AM
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Theological Debate
THEOLOGICAL DEBATE

Scholars have long debated the exact ethnicity and nationality of Jesus.
Recently, at a theological meeting in Rome, scholars had a heated debate
on this subject. One by one, they offered their evidence.............

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN:

1. His first name was Jesus

2. He was bilingual

3. He was always being harassed by the authorities

But then there were equally good arguments that.....

JESUS WAS BLACK

1. He called everybody "brother"

2. He liked Gospel

3. He couldn't get a fair trial

But then there were equally good arguments that.......

JESUS WAS JEWISH

1. He went into His Father's business

2. He lived at home until he was 33

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother
was sure he was God

But then there were equally good arguments that.......

JESUS WAS ITALIAN

1. He talked with his hands

2. He had wine with every meal

3. He used olive oil

But then there were equally good arguments that.......

JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN

1. He never cut his hair

2. He walked around barefoot

3. He started a new religion

But then there were equally good arguments that.......

JESUS WAS IRISH

1. He never got married

2. He was always telling stories

3. He loved green pastures

But perhaps the most compelling evidence .........

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN .....

1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when
there was no food

2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch
of men who JUST DIDN'T GET IT

3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because
there was more work for him to do.
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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-20-07 10:16 AM
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1. LOL
That is great!
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-20-07 10:24 AM
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2. Very funny! Thanks. nt
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SutaUvaca Donating Member (472 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-20-07 10:28 AM
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3. Heh heh,
This is cool, thanks. I'm gonna take that to my family reunion in August and tell it to all my fundy relatives.
Actually, they'll probably love it - lots of strong hillbilly women in the family.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-20-07 02:10 PM
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4. hahahahahaha
Nice! :D
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