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bananas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-27-08 06:11 AM
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Poll question: True or False: In Heaven, there is no beer.
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floridablue Donating Member (996 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-27-08 06:19 AM
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1. Of course there is. After all it is Heaven isn't it?
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AlinPA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-27-08 06:36 AM
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2. I heard that polka at a wedding reception a few months ago.
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CatholicEdHead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-27-08 11:32 AM
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12. That is required for any Wisconsin Badger sporting event
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-27-08 06:38 AM
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3. for all I know
Heaven IS beer-at least to some. For me, it would be hell, as I think beer tastes about the same as dirty dishwater.
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Meshuga Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-27-08 09:45 AM
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9. But since it is heaven
then beer would be less filling with great test.
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Taxmyth Donating Member (990 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-27-08 06:41 AM
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4. They have your favorite kind, too
While you're here you have to enjoy the bountiful harvest and flowing libations. You develop your favorites, hopefully after many years. And when you go to Heaven your favorites are always on the menu. If you go to hell you have eat with the Bush family every night and Thursday is your day in the barrel.
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moggie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-27-08 06:53 AM
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5. Not only is there beer
There's a whole beer volcano!
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Lobster Martini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-27-08 07:08 AM
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6. Like I'll ever find out...
...the likelihood my seeing me dance through the pearly gates is about nil. I'll take my case of Woodchuck ciders into the eternal fire, thank you.
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MaineYooper Donating Member (555 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-27-08 08:07 AM
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7. of course: "...that's why we drink it here."
and when- we're gone- from here...
Our friends will be drinking all the beer!

(4.5 years at Michigan Tech pay off!)
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knitter4democracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-27-08 09:40 AM
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8. Of course there is--they drink it at the Saturday night movie nights.
Or Pepsi or whatever you want. ;) Everyone loves Saturday night movie nights where God shows his home movies. :)
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-27-08 10:06 AM
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10. False
There's a beer volcano. RAMEN!
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spin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-27-08 10:51 AM
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11. Being Irish I wouldn't be very happy without beer (nt)
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