REPENT: The Lake of Fire expected this year!!!

[Darwins Doberman]

The author of a unique best-selling book on the year 2012 and the return of biblical Nephilim claims mankind may be on the precipice of an earth-shaking event far beyond the imagination of most people. In "Nephilim Stargates: The Year 2012 and the Return of the Watchers," Thomas Horn quotes the prophet Enoch concerning the history of powerful angels who descended from heaven onto Mt. Hermon "in the days of Jared" and used women to produce giant offspring.

But the history surrounding these demonic beings may not remain in the past. In fact, things may be about to get very scary, Horn claims.

Enoch was the son of Jared, father of Methuselah and great-grandfather of Noah, whose writings provide the most detailed account of the fall of the "Watchers," the angels who fathered the infamous Nephilim (the bene Elohim Genesis 6:1-2).

http://wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=76099

Stargates, Nephilim, and the Book of Enoch (which isn't even in the Bible), what more proof do the "god"less need to prove that the time for redemption through Christ "our" "Lord" is upon us!? </snark>

I wonder if these Nephilim people are involved with the NAFTA Super-highway and New World Order I've seen discussed so often on WorldNutDaily.com

[LaurenG]

1. Ooo I'd welcome a visit, but only if they're good guys!

:7

[hobbit709]

2. Nephilim and neocon both start with the same letter

sounds logical to me by the form of logic the nutjobs use.

[Darwins Doberman]

3. holy shit, so does NAFTA Super Highway and New World Order

They are onto something! And if you look at an S in a really fucked up way, it can be made to look like an N, so obviously Sarah Palin is involved. Fuck, this goes all the way to the Mayor of Alaska!

[moggie]

5. "Nephilim Stargates" is an anagram of "that large penis sim"

An Enochian prediction of dramatic new prosthetic technology in the year 2012? You can also get "Trig Palin's the same" out of it: same as what? Man, why are these prophecies never in plain language?

[cosmik debris]

8. Nostradamus predicted

That all future predictions would be vague and imprecise.

AND HE WAS 100% CORRECT!

[TechBear_Seattle]

4. Pool! That starts with 'p' which rhymes with 't' and that stands for Trouble!

That's right! We've got Trouble, right here in River City!

Cue the dancing townsfolk!

[DeSwiss]

10. hahahahahahaha!!!!!!

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- Thank you, thank you, thank you. You just totally made my day!!!!!

[TechBear_Seattle]

13. I'm glad someone got that

:hi:

[knitter4democracy]

6. Meh. They said the same thing just after Pentecost.

And in the Middle Ages just about every ten years. And all through the 1800s. And, and, and.

[frogmarch]

7. Oh NOES!

Not the Lake of Fire! Anything but the Lake of Fire! :eyes:

[Crowman1979]

9. Where do bad folks go when they die, they don't go to heaven where angels fly. They go to a...

OH YOU ALL KNOW THE WORDS! LOL

Great, now that Nirvana song has popped up into my head again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QMSqZifa80

[DeSwiss]

11. So, about these Nephilim guys....

....will they be having their way with our women again??? And will they be making baby-giants again??? Like they did before??? You know, right before the flood when the Big Guy drowned everybody like rats???

Genesis 6:1-4 And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born unto them, That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose. And the LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years. There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.

- I need to know so I can decide whether or not to increase my flood coverage.....

[Darwins Doberman]

12. you'll have to buy the book like everyone else!

and make your determination that way!

or you could go to this site.

[Taverner]

14. It was a mistranslation - they really were talking about Hot Springs in Nevada

Basically - all the fundies have to go there and have a picnic on Nov 4th ;)

[FM Arouet666]

15. So much pot smoking going on out there in woo-woo land.

I would point out that amazon has it listed as #6222 for books, not really a "best seller" but it does have the consolation prize of being #5 in the woo-woo, er um, I mean the books.religion&spirituality.christianity.reference.prophecies section. :party: :woohoo:

[muriel_volestrangler]

17. It's also #5 in the products at 'survivormall.com'

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:crazy:

[metapunditedgy]

16. Seriously?

What's scary is that that book, which sounds like a bad sci-fi novel -- a very, very bad sci-fi novel -- is really taken seriously by some people.

Imagine believing this stuff... I'd be miserable and panicky 24/7.