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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 08:47 AM Original message |
I had a major revelation this morning: Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior |
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we can do it (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 08:48 AM Response to Original message |
1. well bless your little heart |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 08:49 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Praise Jesus. |
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kid a (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 08:50 AM Response to Original message |
3. please send me $100 |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 08:51 AM Response to Reply #3 |
4. God have mercy on your soul. |
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walkaway (725 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 09:06 AM Response to Original message |
5. If I were you I would worry about my own sins. |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 09:07 AM Response to Reply #5 |
7. The Lord Jesus God Almighty, may His Name be praised, commands me to witness his mercy |
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moggie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 09:08 AM Response to Reply #5 |
8. I see no insult here |
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edhopper (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 09:07 AM Response to Original message |
6. I guess |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 09:08 AM Response to Reply #6 |
9. God bless you. |
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walkaway (725 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 09:10 AM Response to Reply #6 |
10. Gosh, I'm sorry. I just can't stand Jesus. He's dead, it's over! |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 09:11 AM Response to Reply #10 |
11. Good thing for you Jesus loves you |
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walkaway (725 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 09:16 AM Response to Reply #11 |
14. I would just call on the ghosts of other famous dead people to smack him down. |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 09:18 AM Response to Reply #14 |
15. Jesus has been in training two thousand and ten years almost. |
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rd_kent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 03:29 PM Response to Reply #15 |
49. You mean training like Rocky? Does he listen to "eye of the tiger" |
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rrneck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 09:41 AM Response to Reply #14 |
24. Could Bruce Lee take Jesus? nt |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 09:43 AM Response to Reply #24 |
26. Jesus took Bruce Lee, don't you remember? On July 20, 1973. |
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rrneck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 09:47 AM Response to Reply #26 |
28. No way dude! |
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demwing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 02:23 PM Response to Reply #24 |
43. No, because even if Bruce Lee killed Jesus |
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rrneck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 11:28 PM Response to Reply #43 |
66. LOL!!! nt |
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rrneck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 09:13 AM Response to Original message |
12. Not good enough. |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 09:15 AM Response to Reply #12 |
13. Whatever Jesus tells me. It's all in His Hands now. |
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rrneck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 09:23 AM Response to Reply #13 |
18. Jesus loves you |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 09:25 AM Response to Reply #18 |
20. Such Hands my Savior has |
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PassingFair (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 05:04 PM Response to Reply #18 |
61. Count yourself lucky....I gave myself to Jesus.... |
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walkaway (725 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 09:27 AM Response to Reply #13 |
22. One could take that hand comment the wrong way. |
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cosmik debris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 09:55 AM Response to Reply #13 |
30. "It's all in His Hands now." |
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walkaway (725 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 10:35 AM Response to Reply #30 |
33. Wasn't he laid in a manger by a virgin? n/t |
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cosmik debris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 10:45 AM Response to Reply #33 |
34. 2000 years ago! |
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walkaway (725 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 10:53 AM Response to Reply #34 |
36. Seems to me he gets laid in the manger around chanukah season evey year. |
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PassingFair (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 05:07 PM Response to Reply #30 |
62. Amen-Re |
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rurallib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 09:19 AM Response to Reply #12 |
16. which Jesus is your Jesus? |
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rrneck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 09:25 AM Response to Reply #16 |
19. I don't really |
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Silent3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 09:22 AM Response to Original message |
17. Just remember... |
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rrneck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 09:26 AM Response to Reply #17 |
21. Is Lucifer ? nt |
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walkaway (725 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 09:34 AM Response to Reply #17 |
23. What the hell is wrong with you? |
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rrneck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 09:55 AM Response to Reply #23 |
29. Don't sweat it. We'll just stick some more Xmas in there. nt |
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Jokerman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 09:42 AM Response to Original message |
25. Hallelujah Brother! |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 09:44 AM Response to Reply #25 |
27. Jesus forgives you |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 10:03 AM Response to Original message |
31. Looks like Landover Baptist Church has |
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dcsmart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 10:34 AM Response to Original message |
32. What does jesus look like n/t |
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cosmik debris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 10:51 AM Response to Reply #32 |
35. Something like this |
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JustCommonSense (33 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 12:36 PM Response to Reply #35 |
38. LOL good one bro - and sadly it is true |
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JustCommonSense (33 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 12:34 PM Response to Original message |
37. Jesus saves? |
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JustCommonSense (33 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 12:46 PM Response to Reply #37 |
39. OR what if |
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ZombieHorde (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 01:26 PM Response to Original message |
40. I had my own revelation this morning: zombie movies aren't really that great. |
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demwing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 02:20 PM Response to Reply #40 |
42. What if it were a zombie love story? |
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Occam Bandage (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 02:48 PM Response to Reply #42 |
44. This summer...a second chance at life...means a second chance at love. |
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demwing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 07:43 PM Response to Reply #44 |
63. Lust Of The Dead! |
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varkam (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-02-09 10:12 PM Response to Reply #40 |
82. Blasphemer! |
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Occam Bandage (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 02:19 PM Response to Original message |
41. How credible! |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 03:05 PM Response to Reply #41 |
45. I swear on the Holy Bible. |
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Occam Bandage (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 03:17 PM Response to Reply #45 |
46. And as you said, you consider that very highly now. I think you've proven your bona fides! |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 03:26 PM Response to Reply #46 |
47. As God is my witness |
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rd_kent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 03:32 PM Response to Reply #47 |
50. If he is your witness, can I cross-examine him? |
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rd_kent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 03:27 PM Response to Original message |
48. Did someone forget to take their psycotherapy drugs today? |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 03:42 PM Response to Reply #48 |
51. God bless you, son. |
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rd_kent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 03:51 PM Response to Reply #51 |
52. I didn't sneeze, so why the 'god bless you'? |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 03:57 PM Response to Reply #52 |
53. It's for past sneezes. |
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rd_kent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 03:59 PM Response to Reply #53 |
54. Well, thanks. May science enlighten you........ |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 04:03 PM Response to Reply #54 |
55. God bless you for your righteous wish to enlighten me. Praise God! |
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rd_kent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 04:07 PM Response to Reply #55 |
56. Uhm, yeah...... |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 04:09 PM Response to Reply #56 |
57. Jesus Christ Almighty commands me to have the last word |
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rd_kent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 04:13 PM Response to Reply #57 |
58. Really? he just gave me the same command! |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 04:14 PM Response to Reply #58 |
59. Jesus Lord God, Why hast thou forsaken me? |
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Beetwasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 04:54 PM Response to Reply #59 |
60. It's JEBUS! |
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Sal316 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 07:43 PM Response to Original message |
64. aww...how cute. |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-01-09 09:53 PM Response to Reply #64 |
65. You're saying being a Christian is not a choice, like race or sexual orientation? |
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Sal316 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-02-09 12:29 AM Response to Reply #65 |
67. Actually, what I'm saying is.... |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-02-09 08:50 AM Response to Reply #67 |
68. Now that is funny! |
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Occam Bandage (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-02-09 12:38 PM Response to Reply #68 |
70. The difference, of course, |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-02-09 01:07 PM Response to Reply #70 |
71. I disagree with at least two of your premises. |
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Occam Bandage (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-02-09 01:30 PM Response to Reply #71 |
72. I think you misunderstand. |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-02-09 01:40 PM Response to Reply #72 |
73. I think I misunderstood you, too. |
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Occam Bandage (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-02-09 01:56 PM Response to Reply #73 |
74. No problem. |
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ZombieHorde (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-02-09 04:12 PM Response to Reply #74 |
75. I haven't read anything by Dawkins, do you like his writing style? nt |
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Occam Bandage (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-02-09 05:27 PM Response to Reply #75 |
77. Yes, he's very engaging. I would recommend The Selfish Gene, or The Ancestor's Tale. |
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varkam (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-02-09 10:14 PM Response to Reply #77 |
83. I liked A Devil's Chaplain. eom |
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Sal316 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-02-09 04:44 PM Response to Reply #68 |
76. Well, that's the response I expected... |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-02-09 09:15 PM Response to Reply #76 |
78. You have a problem with those jokes? |
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Sal316 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-02-09 09:40 PM Response to Reply #78 |
79. I have a great sense of humor. |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-02-09 09:51 PM Response to Reply #79 |
80. Is it poor traste to laugh at conservative beliefs? |
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Sal316 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-02-09 09:54 PM Response to Reply #80 |
81. When it devolves into cartoonish stereotypes, yes. |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-02-09 10:16 PM Response to Reply #81 |
84. But mocking a position or action that seems ridiculous is ok in your book? |
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Meshuga (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-03-09 09:23 AM Response to Reply #84 |
86. The way I see it |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-03-09 09:38 AM Response to Reply #86 |
87. Now he lays him down to sleep... |
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Meshuga (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-03-09 03:21 PM Response to Reply #87 |
89. That's a classic |
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Hugabear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-02-09 10:47 PM Response to Reply #67 |
85. Funny, that's exactly what you said in another thread |
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Occam Bandage (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-03-09 12:08 PM Response to Reply #85 |
88. Well, he's at least partially correct. |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-06-09 05:03 AM Response to Reply #64 |
91. I had a revelnation this morning: Jesus Christ isn't my Lord and Savior |
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step up (18 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-02-09 10:38 AM Response to Original message |
69. That's fine...I have no problems with one's beliefs until |
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and-justice-for-all (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-05-09 07:23 PM Response to Original message |
90. FSM is the only true gawd....you heathen! |
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