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laconicsax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 04:31 PM
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More proof that the Abrahamic god exists.
Meet Moses the Divine Calf:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBDeoMH_noU
It's not unusual for cows to have markings on their bodies, but a calf born in northeast Connecticut about a week ago has a spot that's being called divine.


:rofl:
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 04:35 PM
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1. My cat has markings that look exactly like Pangea from the Permian period 225 million years ago
So that's proof that the young-Earth shit is wrong.

People need to get a life.

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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 04:38 PM
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2. I have a potato on my side...
And my sister has an M...

I'm Irish, and she's a Martian, clearly.

:rofl:
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donco6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 04:42 PM
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3. I think they should have named it Charles Manson
Didn't he have that on his forhead at one time. Then he changed it to a swastika.
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 04:47 PM
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10. looks more like a Dagger used in human sacrifices to Ba‘al Zebûb
:hide: :yoiks: :evilgrin:
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 04:42 PM
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4. i have a birth mark on my butt.. where an Angle kissed me...
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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 04:43 PM
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5. That "cross" looks like it was drawn by an inebriated priest on Ash Wednesday.
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theoldman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 04:45 PM
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8. Sober priest don't do much better.
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theoldman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 04:43 PM
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6. If Abraham saw this calf he will kill it and eat it.
A Christian cross meant nothing to a Jew born thousands of years before Jesus.
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laconicsax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 04:59 PM
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16. What on earth does that have to do with this?
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Meshuga Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 06:57 PM
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21. I think he is responding to you writing "Abrahamic god" in the OP title n/t
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laconicsax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 07:12 PM
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22. Huh.
I figured that most people know that the god of the Bible and Koran is the god of Abraham i.e. the Abrahamic god.
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Meshuga Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 09:58 PM
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23. I am assuming most people know what you mean. n/t
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Mojambo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 04:44 PM
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7. ...
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laconicsax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 04:55 PM
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13. One of my favorites of the 3rd series.
"Oh no, Wait! Not that!"
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 04:46 PM
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9. I have a birthmark on my arm that looks like West Virginia - only it's backwards.
Does that mean anything?
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charlie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 04:52 PM
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11. "I know a thing or two about reproduction and genetics"
Maybe she knows a thing, but two is stretching it.
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laconicsax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 04:58 PM
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15. She knows both words--that's two things.
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StarfarerBill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 04:53 PM
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12. I have a birthmark that looks like Andy Warhol.
I want my fifteen minutes!
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FiveGoodMen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 04:57 PM
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14. More proof that Americans are too stupid to live.
How did we let ourselves fall so far?!
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Speck Tater Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 05:26 PM
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17. Obviously a Wiccan dagger. Proof that the Goddess exists. nt
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donco6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 06:04 PM
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18. I have a tiny 666 on my scalp
Think it's worth anything?
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BadgerKid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 06:41 PM
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19. Methinks it could be Shakespeare reborn. n/t
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Meshuga Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 06:48 PM
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20. Are you sure it is not an ankh? n/t
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laconicsax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 12:29 AM
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24. The top looks split.
Maybe its a two-headed Jesus.
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Meshuga Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 07:35 AM
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26. Too bad
Because I was hoping the calf was related to Vinnie Vincent (former Kiss member):

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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 12:38 AM
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25. So does this mean.....
...Elsie the Cow is like the Virgin Mary???


- Cause I'm 'Ol Skool and I loves me some 'o that http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaWx3sbqlFg">Chocolate Milk!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaWx3sbqlFg">

K&R!!!
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