Vatican Blasts Sex Education Program In New York

[edhopper]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/31/vatican-sex-education_n_944172.html

"VATICAN CITY (RNS) The Vatican took a swipe at new sex education classes in New York City schools on Wednesday (Aug. 31), saying teaching middle school students how to use a condom is "useless, and even harmful."
The editorial criticized governments' "magical trust in the effectiveness of sex education."

Write your own jokes.

[marmar]

1. So the Vatican prefers it unsheathed?

nt

[RC]

2. And uneducated.

Ignorant that is.

[trotsky]

3. Hey, Vatican!

How about you solve your pedophile priest problem before you start lecturing others on moral issues?

[C_U_L8R]

4. cue "every sperm is sacred"

[GodlessBiker]

5. The Vatican would prefer that children not know what adults should not be doing to them.

[HockeyMom]

6. Vatican doesn't want their parents using condoms

The church desperately need more kids, especially boys, for their schools.

[rurallib]

7. count the Vatican in favor of 12 year old mothers and fathers

[ensho]

8. kick

nt

[Sherman A1]

9. Perhaps because they

were not invited?

[madrchsod]

10. so a head of country is telling a city in the usa what they should do?

i find that interesting...

[laconicsax]

11. Magical trust in Sex Ed vs Magical trust in an invisible god.

Hmm.

[sudopod]

12. "magical trust in the effectiveness of sex education."

God is an iron," I said. "Did you know that?"
I turned to look at her and she was staring. She laughed experimentally, stopped when I failed to join in. "And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the ass?"
"If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron."

--Spider Robinson, God is an iron, 1977

[LeftishBrit]

13. Well, no form of education is invariably effective...

but there is evidence that those who receive abstinence-only education are significantly more likely to end up as very young and reluctant parents, than those who receive proper sex education.

[darkstar3]

14. "magical trust"?!

hehe...

hehheheehehehe...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!:rofl:

Seriously, the projection is incredible.

[NMMNG]

15. They apparently prefer magical trust

that kids will not have sex just because their parents tell them not to.