Religious caption contest in need of more clever entries

[neebob]

http://www.ship-of-fools.com/Caption/index.html

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

1. here's mine:

Cost to U.S. taxpayers to obliterate the Cradle of Civilization: $1 trillion. Cost to Iraqi civilians: 150,000 lives. Cost to U.S. troops: 2500 lives, 8000 wounded. Riding your Hummer across Haliburton's Bridge of Jesus: Priceless.

[neebob]

2. Excellent.

I looked at that picture and thought damn, that's a hard one, but then I realized it's jam-packed with possibilities.

[NMMNG]

3. Anybody got a veggi-dog and a stick?

:9