Polish Politican Mad That Zoo Purchased a Gay Elephant

[Ian David]

Polish politician fumes over 'gay' elephant

A Polish politician has criticised his local zoo for acquiring a "gay" elephant named Ninio who prefers male companions and will probably not procreate, local media reported today.

"We didn't pay 37 million zlotys ($11 million) for the largest elephant house in Europe to have a gay elephant live there," Michal Grzes, a conservative councillor in the city of Poznan in western Poland, was quoted as saying.

"We were supposed to have a herd, but as Ninio prefers male friends over females how will he produce offspring?" said Grzes, who is from the right-wing opposition Law and Justice party.

The head of the Poznan zoo said 10-year-old Ninio may be too young to decide whether he prefers males or females as elephants only reach sexual maturity at 14.

More:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/polish-politician-fumes-over-gay-elephant-1667036.html

[pleah]

1. K&R This is just to funny.

Leave the gay elephant aloooonne!


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Orrex]

2. Elephants just have a naturally wide stance

:evilgrin:

[Ian David]

3. "... how will he produce offspring?

Michal Grzes can "manually stimulate" the elephant and collect the semen for artificial insemination.

He'll make a new friend.

[pleah]

4. dupe

[monmouth]

5. Well at least this should put a stop to the notion that gay is something

you learn from "bad" influences....LOL. One is born gay, and the irony of this is that it takes an elephant (the irony part) to point out this fact. This needs to be posted on all FReeper websites. It's educational and damned funny...

[Orrex]

6. Nah. I'm sure that the gay elephant had a domineering matriarch

She probably wanted a girl and made him wear dresses and pretty shoes and stuff like that.

You know, all the usual ways to turn somebody gay.

[Ian David]

8. You need to shower naked with the elephant and show it your penis.

That's the James Dobson method.

[bluedawg12]

7. I once shot an elephant in my pajamas -not sure if he was gay.

A gay elephant should attract tourists, with all that money he can buy a str8 elephant. :silly: