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Sebastian Doyle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-13-09 02:03 AM
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Rapture Ready asks: "Will Heterosexuality Be a CRIME During the Tribulation"??22??2?2?
I was talking with a fellow Christian about the subject of gays & the end times and how the gay agenda is getting a lot more aggressive. We already know states are jumping on the bandwagon to legalize gay marriage. I hope not all of them do, I really can't see Texas or Oklahoma legalizing it.

Anyway, we all know here that children will be taken to be with God and I have always sort of assumed that no one will be able to conceive children during the trib., but scripture is not very clear on that. If that turns out to be, I wonder if the AC will make heterosexuality illegal, and straight people will be persecuted along with Christians. I think the gay agenda will say "Hey, there are no children & no one can have them, so let's all be gay everyone." I could easily see the AC going along with this and forcing everyone in the world to become gay or be imprisoned or killed.

What's everyone's thoughts on this?


http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?t=92770


Well, I think you're a batshit crazy lunatic who worries too goddamn much about what's gonna happen when you have already evacuated the planet, according to your interpretation of scripture.

But why do you ask? :evilgrin:

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Divine Discontent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-13-09 02:07 AM
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1. BWA-HAHAHAHA... that's hilarious!
thanks for the late night laugher!

Oh, Sweet Jesus in heaven, how I love You! But man-oh-man (not to be implied as a gay reference, rapture ready readers! LOL), how a good chunk of the brethren are loopier than people inside the funny farm!

and, to you Mr Doyle, thanks for this, I am cracking up. Making heterosexuality a crime! And we're gonna make 'em DO IT with each other!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Maybe he wants this to happen? And, yeah, if he believes the rapture will take him away - why the shit does he careeeeeeee!???

Again, I think he wants a gay encounter... I'm all booked this week, he's yours! :rofl:
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-13-09 02:08 AM
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2. Yes. That has been the evil plot of the homosexual agenda all along.
Damn. Now all us evil liberals have to hold another meeting of the Radical Homosexual Agenda and come up with another evil plan.
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pepperbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-13-09 02:08 AM
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3. you will all be given leather gear and a goat. n/t
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-13-09 05:07 AM
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8. .. and a crack whore.. dont forget the crack whore.
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briscott Donating Member (13 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-13-09 02:16 AM
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4. faithtreaders
I thought i never got out of the house, but this scares me. churches need to pay taxes too if they can brainwash people this badly
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nomorenomore08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-13-09 02:35 AM
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5. Are you sure this isn't from Landover Baptist or some other parody site???
This stuff is so far removed from reality that, while I wouldn't normally support declaring people mentally ill based on personal beliefs alone, I might make an exception for "J.J." :scared:
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MercutioATC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-13-09 02:41 AM
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6. "JJ" is right. My vasectomy turned me gay.
I just woke up and thought "Hey, I can't have children. I might as well be gay."

:eyes:
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-13-09 05:06 AM
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7. hate plays a major role in "Mind Control", the Rubes send more money too..
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queerart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-13-09 06:19 AM
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9. People Are Fighting Back......



.... and they are slightly flummoxed.......





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LeftHander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-13-09 08:06 AM
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10. Breeders to be caged....they are out of control....lol
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-13-09 08:23 AM
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11. we'll also force you to pay for intercourse with donkeys
just remember there is no such thing as a free mule.

:silly:

what a maroon!

Someone please tell him to prepare himself by assuming the position, on your knees boy! oh, and head down, ass in the air like you just don't care. The evil hoemoes made you do it.

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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-13-09 11:40 AM
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12. Yet another homophobe deathly afraid of something being "forced down his throat." n/t
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-13-09 08:50 PM
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13. Where does scripture make this "tribulation" clear?
The Bible does not talk about the end of days and what I assume tribulation is...it's made-up gobbledy-goop from tiny brains that pass it down to even tinier brains.
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