Haggard not gay, only f *** ked the one guy!

[pepperbear]

http://www.denverpost.com/ci_5164921

It's an "isolated incident" miracle! Thank goodness!

Now let's send him little bobby's college fund.

The Rev. Ted Haggard emerged from three weeks of intensive counseling convinced he is "completely heterosexual" and told an oversight board that his sexual contact with men was limited to his accuser.

That is according to one of the disgraced pastor's overseers, who on Monday revealed new details about where Haggard has been and where he is headed.

The Rev. Tim Ralph of Larkspur also said the four-man oversight board strongly urged Haggard to go into secular work instead of Christian ministry if Haggard and his wife follow through on plans to earn master's degrees in psychology.

*snip*

[jakem]

1. wait a minute...

does that mean I am not straight if I have only slept with my wife?

[teenagebambam]

5. I've only slept with one man too...

...but this Saturday, I'll have been sleeping with him for fourteen years. Can I be straight too, Reverend Ted? Huh, can I?

[closeupready]

10. Why would you WANT to be?

Ick.

:D

[freethought]

2. Should we start a pool to make bets on his relapse? n/t

[Tyo]

3. A miracle!

Haggard is cured.

I've got some water that I'd like to have turned into wine. Do you think they'd be able to help me out with that?

[CoffeeCat]

4. Can you believe that his wife stayed with him?

These two delusional hypocrites deserve each other.

I've never understood these women--who gobble up the lies and live a life that they
also know is a ginormous lie.

How can she even show her face in public?

And these two are planning on earning "degrees in psychology". What a hoot!
What do they plan on doing...opening up a marriage counseling practice???

:rofl:

"How to live a life of lies and still smile!"

This is frightening--that these two misguided jerks can actually consider
"studying psychology" when they haven't even begun to be honest with
themselves.

[Virginia Dare]

9. No doubt she was "counseled" as well..

on how to better satisfy her man so he wouldn't be tempted to stray from her..:eyes:

[Zookeeper]

6. He wants to become a Psychologist?

I think he should stay in Sales. He's sold God, maybe he could try used cars?

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. Like being a little bit pregnant, eh Teddy?

[Sapere aude]

8. My wife isn't heterosexual she only fucked one guy.

[ScreamingMeemie]

11. ...

:spray:

Very well put.

[Meeker Morgan]

12. Tried it once, didn't like it?

That's the ticket. An overage curious teenager. :eyes:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

13. Ahh yes! In three short weeks, you too can repress a lifetime of feelings

:eyes: