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jmcon007 Donating Member (782 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 06:20 PM
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News Flash: Now only Nine Commandments!
George W. Bush quietly signed an executive order today in the family washroom that eliminates the sin of adultery from the Ten Commandments, at least temporarily.
The motive behind this unprecedented move appears to be to help Paul Wolfowitz in his desire to be top noodle at The World Bank. Wolfie will now be prepared at his interview to say that he continues to be sinless.
In an a move designed to calm the uproar of the evangelical Christians, Bush promises to reinstate the Commandment in plenty of time for all Spring Break sinners to be condemned to hell.
Laura Bush is traveling today and unavailable for comment.
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Blue Gardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 06:29 PM
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1. Well said! n/t
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seaj11 Donating Member (506 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-27-05 01:18 PM
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