WTFTop Ten Sex Laws Still On The Books - Just ran across this in another blog.

[EV_Ares]

1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.

2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.

4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.

5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.

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The other 5 laws at the link:

http://media.www.ecollegetimes.com/media/storage/paper991/news/2008/07/03/Top10s/Top-Ten.Wtf.Us.Sex.Laws-3388114.shtml

[ixion]

1. humans make really stupid laws

there is proof.

[av8rdave]

2. Uh oh...does anyone know what the 18 states are?

[hendo]

6. yeah

and more

http://www.journalism.sfsu.edu/flux/gSpot/sexLaw.html

Places where oral sex is illegal: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C.

An erection that shows through a man's clothing is illegal in: Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin.

In Georgia those charged and convicted for either oral or anal sex can be sentenced to no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment.

In Missouri sexually deviant behavior between people of the same sex is classified as a class A misdemeanor.

In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth. (There's every woman's fantasy gone down the drain).

In Nevada it is illegal to have sex without a condom.

In Willowdale, Oregon it is against the law for a husband to talk to dirty in his wife's ear during sex.

In Clinton, Oklahoma it is illegal to masturbate while watching two people have sex in a car.

In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night!).

In Newcastle, Wyoming it is illegal to have sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer.

In Washington D.C. there is a law against having sex in any position other than face to face.

Animals are not exempt from the law either and here are three of the most ridiculous:

In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on Kingsville airport property.

In Fairbanks, Alaska it is illegal for mooses to have sex on the city sidewalks.

Lastly, even liberated California proves to be not quite so liberal for the animals...In Ventura County cats and dogs may not have sex without a permit.

[Tab]

3. Re: #5

I thought everyone got f*cked up the ass in Washington, D.C.. Either that, or they were on the delivery end.

If they can't enforce the law in D.C. then why should we expect them to enforce it in Arizona?

[rurallib]

4. Reads like the Texas Republican state platform.

[SpookyCat]

5. Is this one literal or figurative?

6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

[stillcool]

8. LOL...

[hendo]

7. I bet there is a very funny story behind some of these

6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm. (did she die of shock?)

7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth. (I wonder how common this was)

8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida. (I wonder how that was possible)

9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.(I suppose this makes sense since most people are no longer fertile at the age of 65)

10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds. (So, that leaves young goats, sheep, etc? I wonder what the 40 pound limit was there for)