Okay, who broke FreeWillAstrology.com?

[BlueIris]

I went there today to find my weekly dose of sane metaphysical thought and instead found this under the 'scope for Capricorn:

"When the first George Bush ran for U.S. President in 1988, he worried that he and his wife Barbara appeared less affectionate in public than their opponents, Michael and Kitty Dukakis. 'Sweetsie,' he wrote to her, 'Look at how Mike and Kitty do it. Try to be closer in, more romantic on camera. I am practicing the loving look, and the creeping hand. Yours for better TV and more demonstrable affection. Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo.' Though my moral principles make it tough to ask you to imitate any president named Bush, it's my astrological duty to do that, at least in this one matter. Your Love Quotient has got to go way, way up. So please: Practice the loving look and the creeping hand. And find an excuse to call someone 'sweetie-pie-coo-coo.' (Source: My Dear President: Letters Between Presidents and Their Wives.)"

Pardon me, but that's messed up. In fact, it's sick-making. Yikers.

[Dora]

1. Bwa-ha!

Sorry, I'm too influenced by Tolle right to say anything except, "Can you accept this?" Even Brezny said his moral principles make it tough to advise Bush-emulation, but he had to do it anyways.

Oh, and don't forget to practice your creeping hand, snuzzlepumkin.


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[rosesaylavee]

2. Poppy can keep his creepy hands to himself

Poppy and Babs making silly faces at each other and who knows what else. I have to go wash my brain out now. Yeeesh.

[BlueIris]

3. I just...how is thinking about 41 practicing his "loving look" supposed to make me compassionate?

That is simply not an image you want in your brain when you're trying to be...uh...why do I need to do this again? I'm pretty sure there's no one around to practice on, nor should there be.

[Cleita]

4. I always had a hard time wrapping my brain around the fact

that they did it enough times to have so many children. It's creepy thinking about them doing the wild nasty and all. My understanding is that Barbara is a thoroughly unpleasant person to be around. I'm sure Poppy isn't a prize either. I get the creeps thinking about what their bedroom habits might be.

[Callie McAllie]

5. Everyone was young and sexy once upon a time

as a shadow of my former smoking hot self, I feel I must defend these oldsters.

There's a picture I want to add, but I don't know how. But go to this link

http://www.american-presidents.org/2006/09/my-search-for-barbara-bush.html

for a picture of Barbara as a teen. She was very pretty.

There's a less flattering honeymoon photo of Barbara and George together; she's the better looking one, frankly, but he had money, so that made him a catch, I guess.