I'm back

[varkam]

Hey folks - I've decided to make a return. I just wanted to say thanks for the many well-wishes that I received and hello, again. :hi: Hope everyone is well.

[EvolveOrConvolve]

1. Welcome back!

Did you make a grand exit or was it a case of just getting away from the DU madness for awhile? Because I don't remember you ever leaving.

[varkam]

2. I don't know if I'd call it "grand" really...

but it was something. :shrug:

[mr blur]

3. Couldn't keep away, eh?

Welcome back.

[LeftishBrit]

4. Great to see you back!

:hi:

Hope all is well!

[Orrex]

5. Wait a minute--which one are you again?

All you "skeptics" look alike to me.

[Heddi]

6. I am such a skeptic

that I'm not really sure I believe you're back. PROVE IT SHILL

[Silent3]

11. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that Cthulhu icon...

...has an extra tentacle that wasn't there before. I smell an imposter -- probably a sockpuppet for CSD.

[moggie]

12. But... I thought YOU were a sockpuppet for CSD?

Or was it me?

[Silent3]

13. That's just the fake varkam's plot...

...to tear us apart via mutual suspicion. Don't let him get away with it!

And don't worry.

You can trust me. :evilgrin:

[moggie]

15. Yeah, sure

Last time you said "you can trust me" I woke up the next day naked, chained to a yak, and covered in maple syrup. Or was that varkam?

[Heddi]

16. wait...what?

you woke up chained to a varkam and covered in yak, or chained to a yak and covered in maple varkam?

I can has confusion pls? kthxbai

[moggie]

20. Not a real yak

It was a yak sculpted from mashed potatoes. You know, like in Close Encounters?

[Silent3]

17. You asked me to do that!

It's not a conspiracy, it's just you drinking too much.

I sure had a good time, even if you can't remember anymore. It was a magical night I'll never forget. :)

[Odin2005]

7. Welcome back!

:woohoo:

[lizerdbits]

8. Didn't know you 'left'

but did notice you weren't around much. I thought Big Pharma was keeping you busy in law school to defend their evil plan to kill us all. :P

[TZ]

9. Hi!!!

Boy are there gonna be a lot of unhappy woos to see you back...:D

[SidDithers]

10. Welcome back, varkam!...nt

Sid

[Deep13]

14. Time to put away the doubting pistol...

...and put the critical canon together. :thumbsup:

[charlie]

18. Hey Varkam

I noticed you gone, didn't know why you'd left. But, WELCOME BACK, it's good to see you again!

BMUS and Evoman have been around after being scarce for a while, too.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

19. greetings Mr Varkam

:hi:

I'm only semi-active on DU these days