Man Sees Jesus Image On Shower Wall

[TZ]

Some South Florida residents claim the image of Jesus appeared after a man took a shower.
was taking a shower and something told me to look to the left," Theo Grimes said. "First thing that came to my mind – that's Jesus."

Grimes said he believes the image is a miracle
http://www.nbc6.net/news/15708008/detail.html

I particularly like this part:
Grimes said his bathroom has become a prayer room.

"I'm not cleaning it," he said. "It's my praying room"

Brings a whole new meaning to praying to the ceramic god....:rofl:

[Deep13]

1. Blessed be the LORD our god who brings forth mildew from the grout.

[deepthought42]

2. Not cleaning it???

Eww..... I'm never showering there... :scared:

[moggie]

3. He's married

When I read the part about not cleaning the shower, I assumed he must live alone, but no.

"I'm the type of person, I notice every little thing," he said.

He said his first reaction was to grab a towel, cover up and yell for his wife.

Why does he need to cover up for his wife? Perhaps she notices every little thing too.

The South Florida couple isn't the first to make these claims. One man said the image of Jesus came up on his X-ray.

"I'm sorry, Mr Jones, but I'm afraid it's bad news. You're suffering from Jesus"
"Well, doctor, I did accept him into my heart!"
"Yes, but unfortunately it appears he's spread to your lungs"

[RebelOne]

4. He probably covered up because he didn't want Jesus to see him naked.

[varkam]

7. Ha!

"I'm sorry, Mr Jones, but I'm afraid it's bad news. You're suffering from Jesus"
"Well, doctor, I did accept him into my heart!"
"Yes, but unfortunately it appears he's spread to your lungs"

Fantastic :rofl:

[enlightenment]

5. Jesus looks like he's missing an eye . . .

and damn, he definitely needs some filler for that forehead wrinkle.

ETA: The GRIMES family?

[Lost-in-FL]

6. EEEWWWWW!!!!!! n/t

[Evoman]

8. The most funny thing about this is that the guy's name is Grimes.

It would only have been more funny if the guys name was Lime. Or Soapscum.

[cynatnite]

9. I bet it's the face of either Max Von Sydow or Jeffery Hunter....

:rofl:

[WhollyHeretic]

Jesus seems to be sporting a Hitler 'stache now

[WhollyHeretic]

10. delete dupe

[and-justice-for-all]

11. Ok, of all the ways this powerful 'thing' could say hello..

it chooses to show up in steamy shows and on toast?! ABSURD.

I took a dump early and guess who I saw...!??