Holy crap. Talk about your poison pens. One nasty Kos/Kerry commentary...

[_dynamicdems]

The Kos is Either at Your Throat or at Your Knees

A NEW ARRIVAL IN THE SYCOPHANTS' HALL OF FAME TODAY IS Markos Alberto Moulitsas ("Screw 'Em") Zuniga, the hyperthyroid Janitor and lead ranter at The Daily Kos. (Am I the only one who thinks that "The Daily 'Koz' " sounds like some sort of rough and clensing Serbian high colonic? )

Kos has recently scored what must be a fluffy feather in his commodious backside with the advent of John Kerry starring in "I, Blogger". Of course, the question of whether or not the functionally illiterate John Kerry is actually pounding out the keystrokes for this Kos "Diary," or if that is left to a lackey or other low functionary is not entirely beside the point. My money is on a web monkey of some sort since the laying in of links and the terse paragraphing simply shrieks "staffing." Besides, how would an "important" man like John Kerry have time for blogging, what with his duties of not drafting legislation in the Senate, mapping out his plan to rule the world in 2008, and his decanting of his wife's third bottle of wine before tiffin all competing for his precious seconds?

No, the interesting tale of this tapeworm is not the actual blogging of the Kerrybot, but the fact that he's evidently been readmitted into the National Socialist Democratic Party of Markos Alberto Moulitsas ("Screw 'Em") Zuniga. It seems like only yesterday that Kos was calling out to have Kerry shot to death:

http://americandigest.org/mt-archives/005998.php

[TayTay]

1. Ah, screw them and the horse they rode in on.

My dog writes better than that. I think we should have a 'whose pen is dipped in more acid' contest. I can piss better vitriol than that. (Really, I can. So can a lot of people in here.)

Ah, blow out your ass americandigest. Just eat sh*t and die already.

[_dynamicdems]

14. You can? Remind me never to make you angry, TayTay. : D

This was so horrible I almost felt bad for KOS. Almost.

[karynnj]

2. That is one sick site

hatred mixed with Christianity. I think Jesus would be appalled.

when they make claims, such as Kerry being functionally illiterate, they just show their complete lack of judgement. (It's funny in the comments they quote a liberal Bostonian as saying they keep electing Kerry and Kennedy because they bring home the pork. (I've NEVER read Kerry did a huige amount of this over his career.

[WildEyedLiberal]

3. That's not even clever

Functionally illiterate? Okay...

What the hell is the "American digest"? Not that I care, I'm not clicking that link.

[karynnj]

5. Seems to be a really weird site

It combines Christianity and RW hate with "stories - that I only scanned. Unlike Senator Kerry's writings,they have no merit. Somehow I think Jesus would prefer Kerry.

[fedupinBushcountry]

4. He must be jealous

Kerry got almost 3,000 responses, he got a total of 5 dickhead responses on his OPINION. God where do these idiots come from.

If I had an ignore button, this site would be one of the first to be pushed.

[karynnj]

7. This is NOT from the KOS site, but from

this American Digest - which appears to be a pretty sick site. They actually hate both Kos and Kerry. The comments are similar to the text printed.

[fedupinBushcountry]

10. I know it wasn't Kos

the idiot is jealous of Kos and Kerry, thats why I mentioned he got 5 responses from idiots just like him, and he posted it 19 days ago. He's a wannabe.

Heck I don't even go to Kos, unless a certain blogger is posting. :-)

[JanusAscending]

21. Question???

Seeing that our beloved Senator has met some of us, and knows about our site, why doesn't he post here on DU where he can be appreciated by us, as well as win over some "literate" and thinking voters?? instead of the ball-busters on Kos !!!:bounce: :loveya: DC

[karynnj]

23. It would be fun - but there are no voters to win over here - he already

has all of us. I think it's great that he would go into a group that is articulate (for the most part), philosophically likely to agree on most issues, but where he is not loved.

[JanusAscending]

24. No,.........I'm not talking about our Forum!

I was thinking of DU in general, you know.........General discussion, Breaking news and the Political forums. You can't tell me that there are not enough "anti Kerrys" there for him to win over. At the least , he may be able to inform the "uninformed" and help unite all of us on DU in general!! NO?????? There will of course be the "die hards" that support other '08 possibles, ya know "new blood" But there are a lot of LURKERS and freepers that read us too, that his personal touch might persuade. You know.........that special touch of his VECTOR!!! ( this is coming from the green monster in me, and NO the jumping frog won't do!!!) :woohoo: DC

[TayTay]

25. I think he should come and post in here.

That would be waaaaay cool! (Anybody hovering here? Send a post. We would appreciate it.)

[karynnj]

27. Sorry misinterpreted and thought the JK forum

which would be really preaching to the choir.

[TayTay]

8. Of course he's jealous.

And no, we do not like Sens. Kennedy & Kerry just because of pork projects. (BTW, Mass gets back .23 cents for every dollar we sent to DC lately. Ahm, it's not for the pork, if that is the case.) We just like to send principled people to DC who are committed to representing the great and noble Commonwealth of Massachusetts and our history of standing up for liberty and the Constitution. (And for being national pains-in-the-arse.)

What ever happened to good old 'Bite me arsehole' as the all purpose response. Honestly, don't feed these people, it only makes them theink they are getting attention.

[globalvillage]

6. Good Lord.

Not worth reading, IMO. There is nothing in that piece either factual, interesting or clever.
pffffft. What a hack.

[wisteria]

9. This piece is so ridiculous it's funny. Who would actually believe

that dribble? I gather from the posts over there not many.

[globalvillage]

11. Sen Kerry sponsored

58 pieces of legislation (bills and amendments) and co-sponsored 356 so far in the 109th Congress.
Not bad for someone who's functionally illiterate.

:sarcasm:

[TayTay]

13. not to mention the fact, GV, that he is

strikingly good looking and a distinguished gentleman, and a statesman and a snappy dresser. (Though I do prefer the blue ties.) These little fire ants of doom can just curl up and die.


Ah, any damn fool can be a critic. See, there goes one now.

[globalvillage]

15. There is that.

I will add clever, brave and honest to your list.

:patriot:

[TayTay]

18. And wicked chahmin

Ahm, quite charming, I think. A really great guy to sit down and have a beer with and shoot the shit. There is that as well.

[sandnsea]

12. Fishocrites???

Did anybody see that at the top of the site?? What the heck is a fishocrite? I got it, a Catholic who doesn't eat fish on Friday, we're no longer cafeteria Catholics, we're fishocrites!!

What a nasty web site, I hate having to share the planet with people like that.

[TayTay]

16. Yeah, boy if only we had a decent Medicaid program

so of these folks could get the anti-psychotic drugs they so obviously and desperately need. Someday, a Pres. Kerry might be able to help the mentally ill with their medication problems and see to it that they get the professional help they so desperately need.

[_dynamicdems]

17. I should make up some t-shirts that say "Proud Fishocrite." : D n/t

[ProSense]

19. This is from the wingnut school of

make shit up. That is all.

[_dynamicdems]

20. Ah, reading the home page explains it: he dropped way to much acid in the

sixties. Get a load of this:

"THE FIRST TIME I WAS MARRIED I was married to over 200 naked people. We weren't quite buck naked. The men had crudely made laurel wreathes on their heads, sometimes just a wad of weeds, while the women had wreathes of flowers around their brows and, for those old enough to have any, small bouquets of blossoms lodged in their pubic hair. All the men had large clubs and all the women large breasts. It was the butt end of the 60s and people in my set tended to have that kind of equipment. What children there were tended to be either infants or toddlers, all still nursing at will.

The men and the women had separated an hour or so before the wedding and, at dusk, the two groups came together from opposite directions.

First the men came, chanting and grunting and pounding and waving their clubs. At our center was the groom, long black hair streaming down over his back, nude and tanned, under a kind of pagan huppah of a custom tie-dye made for the occassion and four sticks sporting Gods Eyes, also hand crafted for the ritual.

Chanting and grunting, (Yes, the LSD had kicked in an hour or so before and was still not peaking.) we made our way to a bluff of hard black stone overlooking the Great Central Valley in California from the first rise of foothills that step up into the High Sierra. All about our feet were deep, smooth indentations in the black rock where the Indians had, for centuries, ground acorns into mash with stones."


This is one seriously ill MOFO!

:X

[ginnyinWI]

22. yeah, right

I don't believe a word. The guy thinks he's Hunter Thompson. But he forgot "the ring of truth" and "clever". :eyes:

[_dynamicdems]

26. You got that right! Some people think they are just all that. :boring: