They told me if I voted for Kerry

[Sweet Freedom]

An LTTE from the Gulfport Sun-Herald:

They told me if I voted for Kerry
the war in Iraq would escalate
They told me if I voted for Kerry
the deficit in this country would be out of sight
they told me if I voted for Kerry
gasoline prices would be out of sight
They told me if I voted for Kerry
the Middle East would be in turmoil
They told me if I voted for Kerry
our borders would be open for all illegals to cross
They told me if I voted for Kerry
the minimum wage would never increase
They told me if I voted for Kerry
our young men and women would be stuck in Iraq for years
And so I voted for Kerry and it all came true.

[drm604]

1. I apparently can't recommend this, but I can at least kick it.

:kick:

[Sweet Freedom]

2. For now, you can K&R this on the greatest page /nt

[orleans]

3. they told me if i voted for kerry i'd get a free toaster

apparently they lied

(great ltte by the way)

[Starkraven]

4. I wish I had seen this earlier...

...so that I could have recommended this for the greatest. Great letter, very well written.

[Sweet Freedom]

5. Don't worry, it made "Greatest" in another forum /nt