KOEB 2/1/08 "No, No, YOUR Thread!" Edition

[Berry Cool]

Keith is too stripey for me tonight. Boss Hijack and stripes going in all directions. :scared:

[Patsy Stone]

1. Let's stay here.

But I do heart Topher Grace.

:hi:, all!

[Berry Cool]

5. LOL!!!!!!!

I see yours, go back and mark mine "dupe," then go to yours and see YOU marked YOURS "dupe"! :rofl:

OK, OK. But I had to rename it because we were so polite.

:hi: Houston, we have a thread.

But may I just say..."Charlie Rangel??"

[Patsy Stone]

10. I liked the Charlieeee RAAANGELLL title.

No, no. I insist, after you...

[SeattleGirl]

12. The Chip and Dale of the KOEB!

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

2. You two crack me up!

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

4. Why?

What's wrong with Topher Grace? :)

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

6. Patsy, you owe me a keyboard

:spray:


:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

47. Sorry

Okay, no I'm not. :)

[SeattleGirl]

49. Didn't think so!

Brat! :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

13. Topher Grace is fine

although he's part of that annoying trend of people taking nicknames from pieces of their full name that didn't used to get used.

Time was when a guy named Christopher was "Chris." Now, he's "Topher." Rhymes with "gopher."

I wonder if Gwen Stefani will ever decide she'd rather be Dolyn Stefani. :-)

[bleever]

23. Hey, if we did that to Patsy,

she'd by Sy Stone!

:)

[SeattleGirl]

24. ........

:spray:


You can chip in with Patsy to get me a new keyboard! :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

26. Yo Adrian!!!!

Although she'd probably be Tsy Stone, just to make things more difficult.

Didn't Sarah Jessica Parker once play a character in a Steve Martin movie whose name was SanDeE*?

To add: Of course, the hardest name to pronounce is this one:



I keep getting the syllable emphasis wrong myself.

[Patsy Stone]

29. I was going to suggest

Tsy Stone. :rofl:

I think Sy Stone is probably at the dog track or an early bird.

Unless the Family Stone is available. Then I'll talk.

LOL.

[Berry Cool]

60. You could be Sy Sperling.

Then you'd not only be the president, you'd also be a client.

[ralps]

3. Hi BerryBush, Hi Everyone!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SeattleGirl]

7. Hi ralps!

:hi:

[ralps]

33. Hi SeattleGirl

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

18. Hi ralps and all the rest of yas!

Pats, you better be there to start the Monday thread. You can name it after Topher Grace.

[Patsy Stone]

22. GD asks the question burning on everyone's lips:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2805554

[Berry Cool]

30. I have nothing to say to that thread but:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Greylyn58]

8. Howdy Everyone

Hope everyone is well.

:hi: Berry and :hi: to my fellow KOEBers! Definitely need a :grouphug:

[SeattleGirl]

11. Hi Grey!

And woofies to Sheridan!

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

9. OK Berry, I think you need to step in and DRESS him

STRIPES EVERYWHERE! Oh and Hello everyone!

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

14. Hi Gigi!

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

19. Hi SG!!!

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

16. Over the top stripes

He's dressed like a guy's apartment in the 80s.

:hi:

[Botany]

31. Of which you saw how many?

:blush:

The old, "come on by for some lasagna" line?

[Patsy Stone]

44. I have a great stereo and 12"s

:rofl:

Me:

[Berry Cool]

62. Yeah, all the guys say they have great 12"s.

And I would say: "Yeah, but are they long playing?"

[Botany]

99. ??????????????????

It all went downhill from there

I am and easy run

Oh please don't go out in that cold .... stay w/ me

Do you have any John Denver?

[Berry Cool]

40. In that case,

I'd love to get invited over to that apartment for the night.

[Patsy Stone]

46. ...

Of course you would. LOL

[Berry Cool]

21. Aww, GGM, you walked right into THAT one.

I don't need to step in and DRESS Keith...

(finish the joke yourself)

[GigiMommy]

39. "Bah dah bum"

[Berry Cool]

64. Now THAT's a rim shot!

:rofl:

[WolverineDG]

27. Berry would rather UNdress him

IYKWIM

:evilgrin:

:hi:

dg

[Berry Cool]

42. And thank you for playing "Jokes Explained."

Johnny, tell her what she's won! :hi:

[WolverineDG]

58. A NEW CAR!!!

And the crowd goes wild!!

:woohoo: :woohoo:

dg

[GigiMommy]

15. I can live with the tie and the shirt but

the suit has got to go. :puke:

[Greylyn58]

17. Keith is a "bit" stripey tonight

[WolverineDG]

20. MAKE UP YOUR MINDS!!!!

:banghead:

We're here, no we're there, no we're back here again! aaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!

YOWZA!! Boss Hijack on overload. Keith must have forgotten what we told him about mixing stripes (again).

:hi:

dg

[Botany]

25. once spoken the words own you

Lady Mac Clinton:
Out, damn'd spot! out, I say!—One; two: why, then
'tis time to do't.—Hell is murky.—Fie, my lord, fie, a soldier, and
afeard? What need we fear who knows it, when none can call our
pow'r to accompt?—

[bleever]

37. Chimichanga.

There, I said it.

[Botany]

54. and later we can go to the zoo to pat a llama

then Steph & I can have wild love which will make her feel
happy & calm-a
Almost like a hit from a bong-a
then both of us will be blissed out like the Dali Lama

[bleever]

66. Don't need no drama,

Or no pajama.

[Botany]

71. and we can take our time ...

.... love you longa ....
she can wear the top but not the bottom of her pajama


:rofl:

[SharonRB]

28. ROFLMAO

My daughter happens to be in the room and she was just complaining about exactly the same thing.

[Greylyn58]

32. Keith's suit reminds me of an episode of M*A*S*H

where Trapper John was having this local make him a Pin-Striped suit. At the finish of the show when he stepped into Henry's office to show it off, the stripes were all going sideways instead of up and down.

Very funny.

[SeattleGirl]

34. Or the zoot suit Klinger wore in one of the episodes.

"Klinger! Do you realize how many zoots had to die for that suit?" :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

45. You guys have to go back and look at the thread Pats found.

It's even funnier now than when it started.

It's a good thing I'm recording--I think I'm missing most of what Keith says, laughing!

[bleever]

35. Craig's making good sense here.

KO's got the best guests this side of the Playboy Mansion.

[Botany]

36. After years of W just hearing Obama and the way he can speak is like .....

.... a perfect sunset.

[SeattleGirl]

38. I know!

It's like an audio massage of the ears.

[Berry Cool]

70. Yeah, we have to be careful.

It's so easy to be seduced by someone who speaks so well. As long as he continues to undergird what he says with a platform of ideas, though, it's a good thing.

[SeattleGirl]

75. I've readhis stand on issue on his website, and think there is a lot

of substance.

I also read Hilary's,and it was also good, but I favored Obama's overall.

[Greylyn58]

41. I'll bet you didn't know you're my favorite EDV picture person

:evilgrin:

Beautiful picture by the way. Very soothing.

edited to add: And Sheridan likes you too. WOOF! WOOF!

[SeattleGirl]

43. Just saw Caroline Kennedy's ad for Obama.

Hadn't seen that one yet.

[Patsy Stone]

52. I just saw it too

And neither had I.

[GigiMommy]

48. When I see Caroline, I think of her brother

I caught a glimpse of him at an Ad Agency that I was freelancing at. The whole place nearly stopped. Gosh, he really was good looking.

[Berry Cool]

53. AWWWW! The baby polar Bay Air!!!!!

Cute as hell!!!!!!

Boy, did we get the Bay Air news tonight or what??

[Berry Cool]

Ha ha, Slime Porner gets slammed by Keith.

I can believe they'd try to charge a customer for equipment destroyed by a tornado, too!

[Patsy Stone]

56. Yes, ma 'am.

Butt... Butt... John-John butt...

[Berry Cool]

67. This will sound kinda tacky now

but whenever I think of him I think of the Seinfeld "Contest" episode, and how Elaine had to drop out because she saw him somewhere in the city.

Damn, he WAS good-looking.

[Patsy Stone]

69. I'm sorry, butt

did you see my post above yours. Tacky, table for two?

[Berry Cool]

87. I guess so.

At the time I started mine, yours wasn't there yet.

We must really be on the same wavelength tonight!

[Patsy Stone]

95. ...

You complete me.

[Berry Cool]

97. As I would say to Keith

"You had me at...Hel-LO!!!!!! And how-dy-DO!!!!!" (Squeezy voice)

[SeattleGirl]

50. BAY-AIR

[Greylyn58]

55. That was a definite shout out to Botany

[SeattleGirl]

57. A double shout-out, with the baby bay-air!

[Patsy Stone]

77. My Friday pot story was there too.

He :loveya: us.

[Berry Cool]

88. Yep, he's been good to you this week.

[Greylyn58]

51. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I love Keith.

[Botany]

59. Thanx for the shout out KO

Bay Airs are best shown in pairs.

WTF? The 9/11 report not true .... cooked ... like Cheney had to hold W's hand
to answer the questions .... in secret and not under oath,

[bleever]

61. Lee Hamilton, as a firewall, is now completely used up.

Feh.

[SeattleGirl]

63. I hope the 9/11 families are all over this.

[Botany]

68. If only there had been some warning for Condi .....

.... our National Security Advisor .... anything at all ,,,

[Patsy Stone]

74. No one could have anticipated

:eyes:

[Botany]

82. No one could have anticipated .......

..... that after the biggest fuck up ever in her job as National Security Adviser
to the President of the United State which she followed up by helping get us
into a bottomless hell that is Iraq .... Condi would get a raise and a promotion.

[Patsy Stone]

86. Because

they aren't done forging the Medal of Honor, no doubt.

[Patsy Stone]

100. This should cheer you up

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4342151

[SeattleGirl]

65. The woman narrating the energy company commercial sounds like

Laura "Pickles" Bush. :puke:

[Berry Cool]

78. Woo hoo! Billo got read the riot act again!

Good for you, Keith! :applause:

Even the Seattle SuperSonics could find these homeless people...and Billo can't????? :shrug:

Oh jeez, what is a MCCAIN commercial doing on Countdown????

[SeattleGirl]

84. And notice how they are marketing him as being right for the job

of Commander in Chief?

Gad, that just PISSES ME OFF!!

Fer gawd sakes! The President is the President; his secondary role is commander in chief, but only of branches of the military! :grr: :grr: :grr:

[Patsy Stone]

92. Ready on day one?

Wow. Get your own slogan, John.

[Berry Cool]

98. Teacher says, don't copy off others' papers.

Oh well, look on the bright side: If this is the best he's got, I'm thinking landslide.

[SeattleGirl]

72. Best thing to happen to Miss Brittany

God knows her family sucks at taking care of her.

I'm no fan, of course, but I really hate seeing someone self-destructing like that.

[GigiMommy]

73. Woolworth's is STILL AROUND!?!

:shrug:

[ralps]

76. Today's worst person in the world is BillO!! for continuing to insist that there

aren't homeless people again!!! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

79. Check out this video of homeless vets delivering a petition

with 17,000 signatures to Faux Noise. Very interesting. At first, they weren't even going to let them in the building.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x89618

[Patsy Stone]

80. Some one should take him to the psych ward in the middle of the night

:hi:

Happy Friday!

[Greylyn58]

81. WOW!! Keith just laid a smack down on O'Really

That was just beautiful!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I love it!!!!

[Patsy Stone]

83. Me too!

Happy Friday to you and Sheridan. :hi:

[GigiMommy]

90. Me three!!!

Have a happy and safe Super Bowl weekend all!:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

96. You too!

I have inventory tomorrow. Boooo.

[Patsy Stone]

85. Still love the Ted Baxter voice, Keith

:loveya:

[SeattleGirl]

89. The Republicans are once again the biggest hypocrites!

They bash the Dems for being "Hollywood Liberals", but who do they bring to their ticket as candidates/winners?

Ronald Reagan
Sonny Bono
Clint Eastwood
Fred Thompson
etc.

Good grief!

[Berry Cool]

91. Tell me about it.

Hmm, no one is skating tonight at Rockefeller Center. Wonder why.

Does anyone else feel forlorn because Keith's not going to be on this weekend?

It will be interesting to see whether he gets his Super Bowl prediction right.

[Patsy Stone]

93. You left off Ah-nold.

and Gopher from The Love Boat.

[SeattleGirl]

94. Oops!

Thanks Patsy!