Keith is punishing the Rev and me.

[Berry Cool]

Barack Obama style. Or, should we say, the way Barack Obama doesn't believe we should be punished.

But Keith doesn't care. He is forcing us to go through with it.

We thought we had learned about values and morals. But I guess we made a mistake. Now, Keith is punishing us.

He says he's waited long enough to be a father, and his girlfriend is too busy pursuing her career to be bothered for the time being. Therefore, the job has fallen to us.

I don't know about the Rev, but as for me, it took a mighty breath to blow the dust off these old eggs.

But what could I do? He insisted.

We're fans. We couldn't tell him no.

Even worse, it took a lot of attempts on his part before our punishment was set in motion. I don't even want to tell you what THAT was like.

We expect my punishment will look somewhat like this:



(she will get the orange part from her dad)

while the Rev's will more closely resemble this:



We'll share more photos with you after our punishment is complete.