KOEB 4/16/08 The Countdown Thread (as opposed to the Debate Thread)

[Berry Cool]

:hi: Feel free to discuss Keith's show here!

[RevCheesehead]

1. Pre-taped Keith...

And since it's worth repeating, I'll say it again: There's a BerryBush joke in there somewhere.

:hi:

[Mabus]

9. I think BerryBush plays the part of Marilyn Monroe

:blush:

[Berry Cool]

14. OOH BABY!!!!

That's wicked!!!! :rofl:

And here I was, thinking of, um, binding tape... :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

15. so was I

:rofl:

[Mabus]

22. Sure you were

Like I believe that one. :eyes:

[Berry Cool]

46. Believe it

That's what I mean when I say I love Keith, and even if I can't restrain myself, I can try to restrain him. :rofl:

[Mabus]

62. It could develop into a really sticky situation

Let us know if you have to duct out. :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

18. Hi Berry!

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

2. Hi Berry!! Hi Rev!!

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

5. I'd like to pre-tape Keith.

:evilgrin: There's your BerryBush joke. :rofl:

Hi Rev and GGM!! :hi:

[RevCheesehead]

8. thank yew!

:evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

7. Hi Gigi!

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

20. Hey Gigi!

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

61. Hi SG!!

:hi: Said hi in the wrong spot. How are ya?

[Mabus]

3. Good evening everyone!

Pre-taped? I missed the beginning. It was my dad's birthday yesterday and I didn't get a hold of him until about an hour ago.

[RevCheesehead]

11. Hi Mabus!

And Happy Birthday, Dad! :party:

[Mabus]

17. It's easy to remember

since he shares it with tax day.

What's funny is, he was in the middle of a story and all of a sudden he says, "Keith's on, gotta go" and then hung up on me. I'll call him in a couple of days and ask him to finish his story.

[RevCheesehead]

29. Too funny!

Something tells me I like your dad a lot! :rofl:

[GigiMommy]

12. Hi Mabus!

:hi: Loved your thread yesterday about Stephanie, RavensChick and you!!!

[Mabus]

26. I couldn't help myself

Thanks. I downloaded the pictures and all of a sudden a story popped in my little head.

[SeattleGirl]

4. I'm watching Keith now.

Didn't see the memo about it being pretaped. Oh well.

[RevCheesehead]

13. It's our little secret.

The "Live" banner is missing, therefore we presume that Keith is watching the debate. I doubt, however, if he's going to post in Sharon's thread.

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

16. Hey Rev!

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

19. Hi SG!!

:hi: How are you? It's LOVELY weather here today. Cassie is out playing with her friends.

[Berry Cool]

21. There was no memo, but as Rev says, there's no LIVE bug and it's light outside behind Keith.

I think Keith wisely decided to record ahead and watch the debate as it happens.

I think he even said at the beginning "Good afternoonandevening." I'll have to listen to it again.

[ralps]

6. Hi BerryBush, Hi Everyone!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

10. Hi mabus, SG and ralps!

:hi: Keith is in one of his ugliest ensembles tonight...GSB suit, green tie. But still happy to see him, even pretaped!

I can wait for the Fresh Steaming Hot Piles of Outrage later.

[SeattleGirl]

Hey Berry!

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

23. ralps!

Oreo sends her love. She sticks to me like glue since I've been on the road so much. Little does she know that I'm leaving again tomorrow!

:hi: to you and Crook!

[ralps]

34. Hi RevCheesehead, How are you all doing & Hi to Oreo, CC & lil' Keith! Hugs to

Oreo & Crook says Hi (Meow) :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :grouphug:

[RevCheesehead]

40. Oreo has now left me!

I swear she was reading what I wrote! :)

[SeattleGirl]

24. Hi ralps!

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

30. Poor Oreo.

They always guilt you out before you leave, don't they?

[RevCheesehead]

33. She has good cause.

I just found a scab under her furry coat... a souvineer from Li'l Keith, no doubt.

Bad Keith! :spank:

[ralps]

39. Hi SeattleGirl!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[GigiMommy]

27. Hi Ralps!

:hi:

[ralps]

41. Hi GigiMommy!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Botany]

25. This is too weird ..... Bitter-gate

.... I sent the word "Bitter-gate" to Steph yesterday
... she used it on her show, now Keith is using it,
and it is all over the blogs.

Subject: Barack has gone up 2 points since "bitter-gate"
Date: April 15, 2008 2:21:24 PM EDT
To: [e-mail]

********************

BTW Bush said "awesome speech" to the Pope?
The man just keeps making me proud.

[SeattleGirl]

28. Hey Bot!

:hi:

[Botany]

Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

**************

Joe Lieberman :puke: What a turd.

[Mabus]

32. I thought you knew

We all hang on every word you say.

:loveya:

[Botany]

38. I doubt that

BTW Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

please don't tell the other EDVs

[Mabus]

42. Not a peep

It's our little secret. :)

[Berry Cool]

35. Hi Bot!

:hi: Keith DOES tend to tack "-gate" on the end of any would-be scandal just like lots of America does. Whatever!

Bush WOULD say the Pope is "awesome."

I can just hear him: "Awesome speech, Popey!"

I love how Keith's graphic for Joe Lieberman is two-faced. :rofl:

[Botany]

44. The man is a screaming joke.

Awesome speech :cry:

[RevCheesehead]

45. Bush DID say that...

on "Lil' Bush", I believe.

[RevCheesehead]

49. Speech?

Oy vey. :banghead:

BTW, am I still your Favre?

[Botany]

52. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

Please don't tell the others

Hey Pope ... Awesome Speech :grr:

[GigiMommy]

73. Hi Botany!

[SeattleGirl]

31. LIEberman has completely jumped the shark!

:puke:

[Mabus]

37. He only likes McLame because

he admires his jowls.

[SeattleGirl]

43. ........

:rofl:

[CC]

36. Will try to type and listen tonight since

I kicked the cats out of the room. Been brushing the kitties and listening lately. Swear I have removed at least 20 cats from the five of them. Worst shedding I have ever seen them do.


If Keith isn't live he didn't record it much earlier since outside his window is only a tad lighter than out side mine, but no street lights around here.



:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

47. Cat hair = scourge on humanity.

Hi, Ferrettessa! How do the ferrets stand you having a closed door? :hi:

[CC]

58. They are in the room with me but

they are sleeping, somewhere. I have been mean and decided Pixel and Peachy will just have to get along with Mysti, Teddy and Gambit. It sounds like this a lot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBiYuEPTj4s though you can't see them fighting in it. They were on the quiet side here.

[Mabus]

50. I guess this means that spring is officially here

The German Shepherd is blowing her coat. It looks like Christmas. Thank goodness I finally got a vacuum cleaner!

[CC]

67. Yep, I think I will spend tomorrow

using the furminator on my GSD and the one that looks like a mini lab. The other two don't shed. Ferrets haven't started to blow out yet. They I torture and just pull their hair out. They are too ticklish to brush.

[Berry Cool]

54. Hi CC!

:hi: It was lighter when he started the show.

Yeah, I know what it's like to comb enough hair out of a kitty to make another cat. Happens with Bella all the time.

[CC]

59. This year is the worst. Might get Butterball

shaved for the first time in his life.

[GigiMommy]

78. Hi CC!!

:hi:

[CC]

86. Hi Gigi.

So does your adorable puppy shed or get haircuts?

[GigiMommy]

98. Both...

First it was just haircuts but just lately she's been shedding.

[CC]

105. Now that is not fair.

I will remind myself to remember I am lucky that Holly and Lacey don't shed, when I pay their grooming bill. lol

[WolverineDG]

48. Greetings from San Angelo

Look for me tomorrow....I might be walking around in someone's background footage. :hi:

Let me know when Hilly gives up!

dg

[RevCheesehead]

51. Wuffie!

:hi: Is you famous yet?

[GigiMommy]

81. Hi Wolfie!

:hi:

[Mabus]

53. Oddball! Yay!

Beginning with the tubes.

[Mabus]

55. Now what did I do with that butter knife

and why do I have a headache. Hmmmm?

[Berry Cool]

68. Hey Wolfie!!

:hi: Glad to see ya!

Oddball was a doozy tonight! I still can't believe that Mario Bros. stunt or that kid with the butterknife in his head!

And Keith did another Cheney impersonation, but sadly, tonight the camera was not on him at the time.

Hey, anyone else think the same thing I did when I first saw this John Hancock "IM" ad? I came in partway through, and the first exchange I saw of the "IM"s was:

"How long is plus?"

"For your mother it was 95."

Oh dear... :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

56. Oh great - now we lost our avatars!

I sometimes wish DU had its own separate campaign/debate website.

[Mabus]

57. That's okay

My little dog's tail was tired. Glad he could take a bit of rest.

But, if the site starts slowing down then I'll get pissed.

[RevCheesehead]

65. Yeah, I suppose you're right.

My little Bishop probably needed a break, too. :)

[Botany]

60. 3 things

I don't give a crap about the debate

That car playing Mario was AWESOME

Does Cindy McCain's face look a little toooooooooooooooo
tight?

[SeattleGirl]

63. Her face looks very tight.

[Mabus]

69. 1. I agree

2. Yes it was.
3. It's hard to tell if it is botox, a facelift or if it's just all the hot air that her husband blows her way that makes her face tight.

[GigiMommy]

70. Hee hee hee...

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

71. It's the eyebrows.

They're practically in her scalp.

[Botany]

76. She has that "Wow a surprise birthday party for me look all the time"

but she can't make Linguini and White Clam Sauce like I can.

Oh well if you are worth 1/2 a billion I guess it doesn't matter

[RevCheesehead]

80. Oh, Cuddles...

Tell me you also clean and do laundry, and you can be mine!

[Botany]

93. I love it when you talk "awesome" to me.

:rofl:

BTW bush says he is a Methodist too.

[RevCheesehead]

94. So is Hillary.

:banghead:

[Botany]

99. Did bush tell the Pope?

.... "Sit down we have one more song."

The man is class!

[GigiMommy]

64. RACHEL!!!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[SeattleGirl]

66. RACHEL!!!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Berry Cool]

74. Rachel was once again funny and fun.

Ooh, I love the Residence Inn ad. What, are they the Official Hotel of Cirque du Soleil?

[Cassandra]

107. I liked how Rachel is working in...

Glenn Greenwald's meme about chest-beating, RW hypocrites.

[Mabus]

72. GigiMommy and SG are scaring me

I think they are using the same brain. :scared:

[SeattleGirl]

75. Actually, we are plugged into the Rachel Maddow Borg-like cube.

:rofl:

[Mabus]

79. Whew!

I feel better now.

[GigiMommy]

84. Hee hee hee...

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

88. Rachel is our Borg Queen!

[RevCheesehead]

91. Hopefully,

Rachel has better skin.

[SeattleGirl]

95. Oh, she definitely does.

Though even with that weird skin, I think the Borg Queen is pretty.

[RevCheesehead]

97. Some women can do "bald" and look amazing.

Alice Krieg (sp?), Natalie Portmann, etc..

Me? Not so much.

[SeattleGirl]

100. I hear you.

I thought Natalie Portmann looked gorgeous when she got her head shaved in V.

But I'm with ya. Doubt I'd look so very good without hair.

[RevCheesehead]

104. I disagree...

You're gorgeous, with OR without hair! :loveya:

[SeattleGirl]

106. Awwwww

:blush:

[RevCheesehead]

77. That's the Vulcan Mind Meld.

They must now buy each other a Coke.

[Berry Cool]

85. We got to see Keith's hairy hands again when he covered his face.

Boy, this was sure a thread of substance tonight, wasn't it? :rofl: Bet you're all glad you came!

[SeattleGirl]

90. We're having a "shallow" break!

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

92. Oh great, it's bad enough Slime Porner advertises Billo during Keith's show

Now they have to advertise Anderson Cooper, who is obviously trying to compete with Keith by saying his show is better because he gets out of the studio.

"You can't just sit behind a desk all the time and think you know what's going on in the world. You have to get out there and see it...hear it...feel it...taste it." Yeah, yeah...

Oh, and now Keith ends the show he pretaped the lazy way...with his Commander-in-Chief quiz.

[RevCheesehead]

96. C'mon, Berry...

Even Keith needs a bathroom break and a cup of coffee.

[Patsy Stone]

82. Is that Shepard Smith's mug shot?

:rofl:

[Mabus]

87. Don't be silly

That's his picture from JimmyJeff GuckertGannon's "dating" website. :yoiks:

[Patsy Stone]

102. I wouldn't click on that profile

I'm tellin' you whut.

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

89. Hi Patsy!!

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

101. Hi, GGM!

:hi: to Cassie and Freckles, too.

[RevCheesehead]

83. Berry-flavored Metamucil??

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

103. Ha! And they say I'm irregular!!

Shows how much THEY know!!

Anyway, I'm heading over to the debate thread now...come join me!!