KOEB Meeting 5/19/08 Keith Sets the Record Straight Edition

[Berry Cool]

Keith's back...and the MSNBC promos tell us he's going to "set the record straight" about the situation between Fixed Noise and NBC/himself tonight.

In short, I think he's going to treat Rupert Murdoch, Roger Ailes and Bill O'Reilly to a big, steaming cup of:



Do join us.

[SeattleGirl]

1. Hi Berry! Howdy all!

In way before the jump tonight, Berry!

:hi:

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

2. Hi Berry and SG.

:hi: :hi:

I hope Keith of a big can of whoop ass on em.

[Patsy Stone]

4. Hey, mo!

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

6. Hi mo!

Me too!

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

11. Hey mo! Nyuk nyuk...just kidding.

Hey m and Pats! :hi:

Hillary's embraced Rove, God help us.

Look at all the people outside the bright daytime windows, sitting on benches watching Keith. :-)

[SeattleGirl]

14. I can't believe she would embrace ANYTHING from KKKarl Rove!

Please, please, Hilary. Please stop it!

[Berry Cool]

5. Hi SG!

:hi: Keith says it's the "far right" he's setting the record straight against, but still!

[SeattleGirl]

9. I know.

Those people just can't help but pull falsehoods out of their behinds. :eyes:

[Patsy Stone]

7. Hello, ma'am!

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

10. Hi Patsy!

Have a good weekend?

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

3. There's a situation?

Blue eyed dressed for every situation
Moving through the doorway of a nation
Pick me up and shake the doubt
Baby I can't do without

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eoLTou2kfg

:hi:

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

8. Hey Patsy

:hi:

How's Sharon's daughter?

[Berry Cool]

17. And Obama calls FEARMONGERING what it is!!!

You go man!!!! :bounce:

"Can You Feel the Rove"...er, I really don't want to, thanks. :scared:

[Patsy Stone]

85. I don't know

But she's here now, downthread.

How are you?

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

12. I really wish this woman would STFU..

[ralps]

13. Hi BerryBush, Hi Everyone! WTF Hillary's quoting Karl Rove!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :wtf:

[SeattleGirl]

16. Hi ralps!

Yep, she is. Apparently KKKarl's math favors her. Has she learned NOTHING???

[ralps]

Hi SeattleGirl!! I guess she hasn't learned a Frelling thing!! Grr

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :grr:

[Berry Cool]

22. Hi ralps!

:hi: She is SO desperate for a form of "math" that favors her...it's really sad to see.

[RevCheesehead]

15. Maybe you should call it the "Hillary Goes Turd Blossom Edition."

Does Hillary have the Code? :scared:

:hi: Hi, everyone!

[SeattleGirl]

18. Rev!!!

:hi: :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

20. Girl!!!

:hi: :loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

24. It's so hot

to hear Keith say, "Turd Blossom".

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

26. I agree.

And WTF was with Howard's hair?? I'd rather see a shaved head, thank you. :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

36. It's horrible

It looks like Moe Howard's hair put on sideways. :eyes:

There was entirely too much Karl Rove on my TeeVee a little while ago.

[RevCheesehead]

39. The least they could do is provide us with some air freshener.

How's the new kitty doing?

[Patsy Stone]

43. He's so good

I think we're also going to adopt his brother to keep him company. I can't wait to see the reunion.

Did you see this: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=3293043

[RevCheesehead]

44. Yay, kitty brothers!

That's how li'l Keith came to be here! All because he had a big brother named C.C.! :bounce::bounce:

[Berry Cool]

46. OMG, if that were me I'd have to take a Karen Silkwood shower afterward.

[Patsy Stone]

48. I would need

every ounce of restraint I had, and maybe physical restraint as well, not to spit on him.

[SeattleGirl]

49. You 'n' me both, Patsy

:puke:

[Berry Cool]

35. Rev!!!!!!!!

:loveya: :hug: Go to New York right now and tell the makeup crew at 30 Rock that they overdid the tan on Keith tonight. His face is bronze and his ears are pink.

[RevCheesehead]

37. You sure that isn't a lighting faux pas?

I must say, though - I do love his tie. :loveya:

:hi: Good to see ya, Berry!

[Berry Cool]

40. The tie is lovely. I don't know, maybe it is the lighting.

It just looks like his ears are a whole different color.

Good to see ya too, Rev! :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

47. Was it maybe sunny

while he was relaxing at the ballpark?

He absolutely has something pink happening. But, now that I look, so does Rachel, so maybe it is the makeup people.

[Patsy Stone]

19. I'm going to revise my second guessing myself

Originally, I thought that the new studios were in the building where the Today Show is, which is across a little street from the main 30 Rock building. Then I read somewhere it was on the 3rd floor of the main building. Friday when Rachel was interviewing Jonathan Alter I saw the letters running around the bottom of the building across the street, and I believe that's the NBC Shop, which is on the ground floor of the main building.

Also, that fountain was in a spot outside right outside the main building, on the balcony of the stating rink/outdoor cafe, and it appeared out to the left of Keith's window, putting him where I thought he was originally, above the Today Show studios.

Okay, I'm done now.

[Berry Cool]

25. He's in the building that has the red pixelboard curving around the corner with a constant news feed

and monitors on it showing what's on the air.

It's the one they sometimes show at the end of the broadcast (they did Friday).

[Patsy Stone]

34. That was what I saw out of the window

behind Jonathan. They swung the camera further to the left and pointing more out of the window than I'd ever seen before. IIRC, the words are on top of the NBC shop which is street level of the main building. If I'm right, behind him to the right, out of a window you can't see, is Dean and Deluca, and below him is the little closed street end where the Today Show has its concerts and where everyone stands to meet Al Roker.

There was a Murakami installation the last time I was there, and they were right on the plaza outside the front door, which is why I think that's where that fountain was.

I have to go find a picture.

[Berry Cool]

50. I believe you are right about where the Today Show concert plaza is

in relation to him, but that pixelboard and the monitors are either on the building where his studio is or they're also on the other building. Because they've shown several shots of that corner where the board and the monitors are and you can see Keith sitting there in the second-floor studio.

[Patsy Stone]

21. Hillary needs Rove's math.

:eyes:

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

23. Hey Ralps and Rev.

:hi: :hi:

Hillary give it up!!

[RevCheesehead]

27. Dream on.

Again, those with $$ make their own rules. :eyes:

hi, Mo! :hi:

[Berry Cool]

29. Ewwww. The next time I see Rove this much on my TV news

I want it to be a perp walk.

[ralps]

33. Hi mohinoaklawnillinois

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[bleever]

28. "There are a lot of ways to slice the salami. Karl Rove's

is not the definitive one."

I definitely heard that in a completely different way than Jonathon Alter meant it.


:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

31. Hi bleev!

I want NOTHING to do with Rove's salami. :scared:

[RevCheesehead]

32. Me, too, Bleev...

but then again, I'm a pretty twisted person. :hi:

[bleever]

45. Apparently

you're in good company.

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

51. Me too.

:scared:

[Botany]

63. All I want is 5 minutes w/ Karl

The mans is not a political genius he is liar and a cheat.

[bleever]

71. I was glad to hear Alter point out that he had destroyed the GOP.

Made me all warm and fuzzy inside.

[RevCheesehead]

30. Karl Marks??

:rofl:

Alright, who do I owe a Coke to?

[Berry Cool]

38. Obviously, the biggest mystery consuming Keith tonight is

how he's going to find and dig up all curses planted in the new Yankee stadium by Red Sox fans.

Jeez, Keith, let me in with you sometime. I can think of a few Indians souvenirs I can plant in hopes of starting a curse. Lord knows that's what we'll probably need.

[Berry Cool]

42. "His client list included, in order of repulsive to disgusting..."

:rofl:

Keith introduces Rachel, who admits to liking Amtrak and George Clooney, although they don't pay her.

[SeattleGirl]

41. RACHEL!!!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Berry Cool]

Rachel's going to be on Best Persons.

I bet it's because she BEAT BILLO ON FRIDAY in the money demo!!!! :bounce:

[SeattleGirl]

53. Totally cool!!!

:bounce: :bounce:

[GigiMommy]

52. Hi Everyone!

:hi: Don't have TV (The Red Wings are playing and Hubby's watching). Have to wait until 10pm.

[SeattleGirl]

54. Hi Gigi!

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

57. GGM, I just have to say this...

I just ate too many marijuana brownies...oh God, I think I'm dying, I really do...what's the score of the Red Wings game?????

[GigiMommy]

61. Tee hee hee...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

65. You fed me that one and I couldn't resist!

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

55. FOX News' caption of the cross-dressing robber

mentioned that he was "pretty". :)

So, I guess that another disagreement you have with the fine folks at FOX, Keith.

[RevCheesehead]

56. Keith said Oreo!

She's very happy about that. :)

[SeattleGirl]

59. Did her little ears perk up?

[RevCheesehead]

64. No, but she did turn her head and look at me.

She's eighteen - what can I say? :)

[SeattleGirl]

67. Oreo is the same age as my Miss Kitty, The Queen of the Universe!

:loveya:

[Berry Cool]

62. I read about that earlier today on DU. Too funny.

No one made the "lost his cookies" joke, strangely. Although they did say it was too bad there was no milk truck spill nearby.

[Botany]

66. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

Please don't tell the others.

Link to White House letter ... they are mad

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x3315795

[GigiMommy]

58. RACHEL!!!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: GIVE HER HER OWN SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(and The Wings scored again)

[SeattleGirl]

60. They did? What's the score?

[GigiMommy]

68. Hi SG!!

:hi: 2 - 0 Detroit with 6 mins. left in 1st period

[SeattleGirl]

72. YAY!!!!

Go Wings!!

[Berry Cool]

70. LOL! Keith whacks on Richard Johnson and Page Six for attacking him RIGHT after

Lil' Howie Kurtz said they were feuding with him!

And the music was PERFECT!! "Lies, lies, lies, yeah!" :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

69. smirk smirk smirk smirk smirk

Hey George. SHUT. THE. HELL. UP!!!!!

[Berry Cool]

73. MUST they play this damn interview with the Criminal-in-Chief

just to prove they didn't edit him? *sigh*

[Berry Cool]

79. "You're entitled to your OPINION"????

When is the last time THAT idiot talked to an IRAQI????

[SharonRB]

74. Hi, guys

I would have been here on time, but on my way home from visiting my daughter in the hospital (she won't be home until tomorrow or the next day now), the engine malfunction light was on in my car and hubby and I were trying to figure out what might be wrong with it. Looks like I'll be going to the dealership in the morning. I just hope I can drive it there, or they'll have to come tow it.

[SeattleGirl]

76. How's your daughter doing, Sharon?

:hi:

[SharonRB]

101. She's doing okay

They may need to do another ERCP, as the large pieces of the last stone may not be getting through the stent. So, she may be home tomorrow, maybe Wednesday, depending. She's feeling a lot better, though, even if she is still yellow.

[SeattleGirl]

103. Good to hear.

Hopefully she can come home tomorrow.

[Berry Cool]

110. Hope she's home soon, Sharon.

Thanks for the news.

[Patsy Stone]

112. Good news!

:toast: I hope it passes by itelf and that she's home soon.

[SharonRB]

118. That's what they're hoping for

but the stent may be blocking the last of the stone they had to pulverize. She's still yellow and should be looking better by now.

[Patsy Stone]

122. How about

if they insert a wider stent? Is that possible? Or easier and less invasive even if it takes a day longer?

Sorry to hear her color hasn't returned. :hug:

[SharonRB]

124. I'm not sure what the plan is if they have to go back in

I don't know if they'll use a wider stent or just pull out the pieces of the stone without waiting for them to go through the duct themselves. They'll make a decision when they do her morning bloodwork. If her bilirubin levels are falling, they may not have to do it at all.

[CC]

126. Sending lots of prayers

your way for your daughter and you. Lots of :hug:s too.

[Patsy Stone]

82. Oh, no!

How's your daughter doing? Mo was asking after her upthread.

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

86. Yes. do tell us.

[GigiMommy]

107. Hi Sharon!

:hi: Cassie says hi too! and :hug: for your daughter.

[SharonRB]

119. Hi, Gigi

Thanks!

[RevCheesehead]

109. Did you check your gasoline cap?

Your car might have a sensor that goes off if the gascap is loose.
I didn't know that, and it cost me $26 to find out.

I'm glad your daughter's doing better. Lots of prayers for fast healing.

[SharonRB]

120. We sure did

According to the smart forum, lots of people have had this happen and in many cases it's been a faulty sensor. Sounds like a quick trip to the dealership should be able to resolve it.

[RevCheesehead]

75. He is such a petulent piece of shit.

And he's lying through his teeth. It's all in his body language. Asshole.

[SeattleGirl]

78. To quote Mike Malloy:

"Have I told you yet tonight how much I hate the people?"

[ralps]

87. RevCheesehead, here's a LOL Kitty for you!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl: :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

88. LOL!

Good one!

[RevCheesehead]

90. LOL! Nice resemblance, but...

you'd have to add about ten pounds to look like C.C.! :rofl:

:hi: ralps and Crook!

[ralps]

92. Hi RevCheesehead, How are you all doing & Hi to Oreo, CC & lil' Keith! Hugs

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :grouphug:

[Botany]

77. Is it just me or is bush nuttier than a squirrel turd?

Legs apart ..... facial tics .... weird smiles .... and look like the village idiot.

OM F***ing God he looked crazy.


BTW the NIE told Iran didn't have the bomb or couldn't have one for 5 years.

[SeattleGirl]

80. It's not just you, Botany.

God please, help me to not throw my laptop at the television machine. :grr: :grr: :grr:

[Berry Cool]

83. Oh, here he goes with the "young democracy" shit again.

As if it were a healthy growing teenager in high school.

Oh boy, the White House will NOT like how Keith deconstructed the Hoaxster tonight. Not one bit. But God, it was the only way I could tolerate even listening to him. Sort of like the MST3K treatment.

[GigiMommy]

100. The only way I can listen to the Nut-In-Chief is

with commentary from Mike Malloy.

[Botany]

84. That was a fucking mad man

A young democracy in Iraq? Who the fuck does he think he is kidding?
80% + of all Iraqis want us out .... if it was a democracy than the majority
would rule and we would have to get out.

[Patsy Stone]

89. You know what would be cool?

If he fell victim to spontaneous human combustion.

:hi:

[Botany]

97. Hold me Patsy!

How the hell could a man who talks like somebody you would move
away from on a bus become President?

[Patsy Stone]

125. Electronic Voting Machines

with no paper trail, and stupid people.

Did you see Jeb! sitting next to KKKarl in the footage tonight? They were at Regent University. :eyes:

[SeattleGirl]

81. Hey George! If Iraq is so fucking successful, why is the son of a

friend of mine being stop lossed, AND SENT BACK TO IRAQ???????

You got a LOT of 'splainin' to do, asshole!

[Berry Cool]

91. I love how Randi Rhodes is now using Keith's "SHUT. THE. HELL. UP!"

as a sound drop on her show. Hilarious.

[SeattleGirl]

93. I know!

I heard that!

[Berry Cool]

99. Ollie North...there's really nothing else one can say to him when he says something like that

other than:

[SeattleGirl]

94. That Red Sox fan may be talking his way into a heap o' trouble.

[RevCheesehead]

95. He also might just be blowing a lot of hot air.

Jeez, it's not like it's Jimmy Hoffa. :eyes:

[SeattleGirl]

98. Oh, I know.

But what I thought of was, what if he did something that could pose a danger to fans at the ballpark.

I know, that's rather out there, but I deal with people hurt on the job, so I'm hyper-aware of job safety stuff.

[RevCheesehead]

106. First of all, let me state

that the :eyes: was NOT aimed at you, but rather, the situation.

And, you raise a good point. This situation raises all sorts of security issues.

Had to take a phone call - what'd I miss at the end?

[SeattleGirl]

108. Swaright. I didnt think it was.

KO did a post script to his special comment last week. Apparently some reich wingers were saying that Keith's reference to "cold blooded killers" was to the troops, NOT to Blackwater, the Pentagon, and the Bush Admin.

[RevCheesehead]

113. One thing I am finally learning for certain:

Republicans ALWAYS play dirty. ALWAYS.

The only good thing is that people are on to them, and are tired of their shit. If the votes are counted FAIRLY, we'll be in charge.

[Berry Cool]

114. You don't suppose someone would sneak in after hours and take a sledgehammer and...

...no, I'd never do that. O8)

Uh-oh, wait...Keith....where are you going with that sledgehammer, Keith...KEITH!!!!!!!!! :scared:

[ralps]

96. Today's worst person in the world is Oliver North! for that Bush's & McCain's historical

analogies about appeasement were correct! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :wtf:

[Berry Cool]

104. AH...THAT was a slap at Laura Ingraham and Mark Levin, those assholes

who of course have been trying to get Keith fired ever since his last Special Comment...merely because they deliberately MISCONSTRUED it as meaning that KEITH HATES THE TROOPS!!!!!!

I would call them clowns...except what they're doing isn't funny at all.

What a couple of asses.

[RevCheesehead]

115. That, from the covert Appeaser-In-Chief.

Ollie North, I hope Jerry Falwell saves you a seat in hell.

[SharonRB]

102. Another special comment?

Already?

[SeattleGirl]

105. It was a follow up to last week's comment.

The reich-wingers were screaming that Keith was referring to the troops when he "cold blooded killers", when he was in fact referring to Blackwater, the Pentagon, and the Bush Administration.

[SharonRB]

111. I'll have to rewatch the show at 10

I was checking on the smart car forum to see if I could find out about the engine light. Seems it's a common thing and shouldn't be a big deal to get fixed. It also sounds like I can drive it there myself, but I'll find out for sure when I talk to the dealership in the morning.

[Berry Cool]

116. Seems like Keith is getting it from all sides of late.

Rupert Murdoch and his evil Fixed Noise/New York Pest minions including Billo, Chumpolini and his minions at the White House, the desperate Hillary nuts still grasping at the last grains of hope, and all those wonderful rightwing nuts across the blogosphere who have hated him since forever and would love nothing better than to see him on the unemployment line.

Sorry, kids. :shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

117. And - Craig's right.... it's "Shoot the Messenger."

Believe me, I kinda know what Keith's going through right now. :(

[WolverineDG]

121. Evening all!

well here I am, in lovely West Texas, stuck in a hotel room with no MSNBC. :cry: :cry: :cry:

But, :hi: :loveya: anyway!

dg

[Patsy Stone]

123. How was it?

From the reports it sounded like they had so many hearings they didn't know how long this was going to go on.

:hug:

[WolverineDG]

127. One long exercise in futility

CPS caseworkers did admit that they thought the mothers they interacted with were good, loving mothers & that the children keep asking for them. You'd think someone would get a clue.

:banghead:

And this goes on for three weeks. I'm living in Groundhog Day, but without snow & a cute rodent.

dg

[CC]

128. After hearing about the

list of what they have to do to get their kids back and that they have a year to do it its a wonder CPS can find their way to the bathroom no less court.

Also, did CPS even try to keep siblings together when they know who they are? I saw the one couple that won the right to see their kids everyday but looks like CPS separated them so that it would be impossible. Seems like they are doing who knows what kind of emotional damage to the kids themselves.