Breaking News ... Crispini I.D.ed by KO as his ......

[Botany]

..... leather clad stalker. The doorman @ Keith's building was found
handcuffed to a pipe in the building's boiler room. He is undergoing
therapy and police are still trying to get a statement from him. All he
can do is to repeat "Leather, dart gun, bear grease, and a Vixen on a mission."
The police detective said Mr. Obermann had been moved to a secure location.
:hide:

Please report any and all Crispini sightings to the NYPD ASAP. Oh Kay by U?

[RevCheesehead]

1. Did CSI find pink fur fibers at the scene?

:rofl: this is hysterical! :rofl:

[Botany]

2. Yes and some ......

..... Wisconsin cheese ..... did you pack her a lunch? :9

[RevCheesehead]

3. nope

She's trying to pin it on me. I would ~never~ do such a thing!

I understand a tube of "Liquid Sparky" may have been involved - true?

[crispini]

4. Oh, you say that now, but you wuz in on the caper

all along, ya big welsher. Stop trying to act like some innocent palooka. YOU were the one who loaded the cheese up with those Mickey Finns to give to the doorman, and now that the heist has gone bad, you're trying to turn me into the fuzz! :smoke:

[RevCheesehead]

5. ssshhh! Crispi, please!

(I'm trying to distract Botany until you can sneak up behind him and get him back in his cage.)

[Clark2008]

22. Well, if they find some Jack Daniels around there -

I may have to fess up to contributing to that lunch. :7

[Botany]

6. The reward for the arrest of KO stalker is ......

....... a long weekend at the Gull Bay B & B with Alison. So far the
evidence shows:

Pink Furry 'cuffs

Bass Lake Cheese Factory, Cheese "sharp cheddar & baby swiss"

a gift certificate from "Toys in Babeland" for buying more than $1,500.00
worth of "stuff"

A very scared doorman

Keith in a safe house

A poem called "You only dart the one you love."

And what looks like money taken from the collection plate
of a Methodist Church in Wisconsin.

Please you two ....... turn yourself in so as to avoid any further hurt.
Also so I can collect the reward too.

Stephanie :loveya: Miller

[Berry Cool]

7. Oh boy! Does this mean Crispini is...

..."The Case of the Run-TO Bride"?

Are we going to see her tonight on Countdown being led away with a crocheted afghan over her face?

Ohh, the pain, the shame!!!! :rofl:

[WolverineDG]

8. or since it was the groom who "ran"

would crispi be the "run from" bride? :evilgrin:

::ducking::

dg

[crispini]

15. Hey, Wolverine, you could be next in the cage!

Don't make me use these! :7

[WolverineDG]

19. Come & get me

You're still on the run....heh heh....
:evilgrin:

dg

[Botany]

10. No she and the Rev are still on the run .......

...... they were last seen taking the cross town train from near central park
west ..... please help. Do you know where they might be headed?

JFK airport and then God knows where? I hear the Rev has a "safe house'
somewhere close to Rhinelander, WS.

They might be linked to tranq. darts of mass deception.

[bunny planet]

9. Here she is now.

[Botany]

11. Bunny ...... this is not a joke.

The 2 of them on the run w/ snark, cheese, booze, estrogen, and
sex toys ..... they could cut a swath through America.

BTW you are my fav EDV ..... don't tell the others.

[bunny planet]

12. I am so happy you finally got around to telling me that Botany.

I was worried I was the only one who wasn't your fav.

[Botany]

13. You knew it all the time!

:rofl:

[Botany]

14. The Safe House

With the failure Crispini & the Rev.'s plot to "Obernap" Keith Obermann and the
law closing in on them in NYC, they followed their escape plan and took a
flight out of JFK airport to the twin cities. There they rented a 2004 P.T. Cruiser
and drove eastward towards their safe house. Only stopping to get supplies
at the Bass Lake Cheese Factory, a supermarket, the liquor store, the video store,
(chick flicks ........ but I digress), Wal Mart (only to beg the customers not to shop
there; Because Wal Mart is killing America ....), the Rev.'s church so she can give
a sermon about the evils of crime, a coffee shop w/ internet connections, a deli,
an all night lutefisk store, a book store, a bakery, and a gas station they went to
their safe house.

Law enforcement surrounded the suspected safe house in Rinelander, WS.
"EDVs this is the law come out with your hands up. Pitch the tranq. guns
out first. The jig is up." But no answer from the Rinelander cottage.

Meanwhile in an other part of the state, Door County, Cheese and the Rev.
watched the sunset over Green Bay and watched a mother Bay Air and her
cubs play by the berry bushes. Brats sizzled on the grill as a raven circled over
head.

[crispini]

16. LOL

Sounds like the plan is going well, or at least that Our Heroines have managed to elude the Long Arm Of the Law. :P

This is starting to sound a little bit like Thelma and Louise, eh? :7

[Gogi]

17. Better hope it's *not* Thelma and Louise, Crispi!

Botany will have both of you try again, fail again, and then cry "If we can't have Keith we don't want to go on!" and then jump off the Empire State Building.

Hey, less competition for the delectible KO!!!!:loveya:

[crispini]

18. No, no, no, this story has a HAPPY ending.

Keith will be persuaded to elope with his Small Harem of Liberal Cute Women Recruited from the Internets. We will all run away to a tropical island where we spend the days sipping Mai Tais, ragging on Faux News, and fighting for Truth, Justice, and the American Way. :7

[Gogi]

20. You left out internecine warfare for KO's favors!

Can you say 'Lord of the Flies?' We could sell this formula to Fox as a new reality show. It would be a cross between 'Survivor' and 'Fantasy Island'.:evilgrin: :rofl:

[crispini]

23. No, no, nothing but sharing & caring on this island!

We will draw lots for KO's favors. :evilgrin:

[Botany]

21. As Crispini & The Rev were in the Safe House they ......

..... turned on the radio and heard this.

http://www.edwardsdavid.com/BushVideos/msnbc_uk_galloway_blisters_us_on_iraq_050517-01.mp3

Tears of joy flowed down their cheeks and they danced w/ joy.

The Rev. wrote her sermon ...... God Bless, Pissed off Scotsmen.

Outside the safe house the Bay Air mother hushed her cubs and told
them to listen to what a REAL MAN sounds like and the Raven cawed in Aw.

[crispini]

24. Amen, Hallelujah!

Three cheers for Galloway! Yippee! :party:

[Botany]

25. Forget the story ......

...... i heard Galloway and I thought I had a drink of water after being
in the desert with none. The truth is a good thing.