Colbert's Commencement Address -transcript

[Rose Siding]

http://www.knox.edu/x12547.xml

*Proof* He. Isn't. Funny. (got extra panties?)

Thanks to Jeebie in LBN.

[Burma Jones]

1. As a Knox Alum, I found the following pleasant....

"Seymour Hall, playing those drinking games. We played a game called Lincoln-Douglas. Great game. What you do, is act out the Lincoln-Douglas debate and any time one of the guys mentions the Dred Scott decision you have to chug a beer. Well, technically 3/5 of a beer. You DO have a good education!

I wasn’t sure if anybody was going to get that joke."

[malaise]

5. Quite brilliant

Probably way too deep for those graduates. I love Colbert.

[Burma Jones]

6. Not at all - there was a groan from the crowd at the 3/5 line

hence Colbert's "you DO have a good education"

http://www.knox.edu/x12547.xml

[malaise]

7. Great

Colbert is too good.

[dalaigh lllama]

2. Colbert's a national treasure

Thanks for the link

[StellaBlue]

3. Thanks for that.

Colbert is the new Twain, IMHO.

Loved it.

[Squatch]

4. Is there a video for this?