Answer to some problems...

[Buttercup McToots]

A win win win situation.
Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border,
take the dirt and raise the levies in New Orleans and
put the Florida alligators in the moat.
Any other problems you would love for me to solve?

[Minnesota Libra]

1. OMG, that would be absolutely hilarious but it would work, I'm............

......setting here :rofl: :rofl: The more I think about it though, as funny as it is, it could actually work. :applause: You're good :applause:

[DoYouEverWonder]

2. Sure beats

blowing a billion a week in Iraq.

Just as long as they don't take my gators away. We get along very well with each other around here.

[Ian David]

3. I know what to feed the aligators!

Freepers!

[Yollam]

4. How original.

Reminds me of the hateful right-wing e-mail I complained about here a couple of weeks ago.

I was just starting to feel homesick for the states today...and then I got this e-mail from my dad's wife:

Subject: Border security

We have two problems that could solve each other.
1. The Southern States have a border problem with illegal aliens crossing the Rio Grande into America.

2. Florida has an abundance of alligators who are eating people down there.

The natural barrier between America and Mexico is the Rio Grande river. If we took Florida's surplus alligators and dropped them in the Rio Grande...problem solved.

Cost:

About $50,000 for catching and transporting 10,000 hungry alligators to the river along the Mexican border

$5,000 for warning signs and salsa

The result...PRICELESS.




Id didn't find it funny then, or now.

Silly uptight, PC me.