Well wadda ya know, Samuel P Bush is buried here in my hometown

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Samuel P. Bush Former president of Buckeye Steel and grandfather of George Bush senior.

(see image below - Greenlawn Cemetery, Columbus, Ohio)

I have been out recently recording EVP's (Electronic Voice Phenomenon - ie, ghosts) and captured a few on tape (when I get my webserver back online will post them - pretty eerie). It all got me to thinking - maybe I should make a fake EVP near his grave....

What should we have his ghost say?
'gwb suuuuuckkkkssss'?

Toss out your own ideas, and I will see what I can put together (unless somone else would like to make it!)

[CdnObserver]

1. EVP or not, has that grave yet been pissed on? WTF are you waiting for? nt

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3. I should do that while tape recording it :) (nt)

[htuttle]

2. Let's dig him up and steal his skull!

(ps. Juuuusssstt kidding Agent Mike...)

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4. That might go over well on youtube - skull and bones and all

SEE??? Here he is, no brains. Runs in the family.

[htuttle]

5. We could donate it to one of the tribal casinos in New Mexico

They could display it in a real nice glass case right on the gambling floor!

Could be quite an attraction.

[bleever]

9. Stop, you're killing me here.

:rofl:

[catzies]

7. Swap it for Geronimo's in the tomb of Skull & Bones

How poetically just.

[diamondsndust]

10. my thoughts exactly! ....... n/t

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13. Or we can give it to dem candidates to rub for good luck

They just have to remember to oil it once in a while.

I could see Kerry holding the skull and rubbing it in the debates. * would not know what to do - oh wait, he is confused anyway as it is....

[gcolvin]

6. So you've discovered Ohio's dirty little secret

Let me one up the Dixie Chicks. I'm ashamed that anyone who contributed to George W. Bush's DNA strand ever resided in Ohio. Where's an industrial accident when you need one?

By the way, the EVP should say "George, Satan told me to tell you good work in Iraq and he can't wait to meet you in person."

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8. Makes me wonder if it made it that more important that * carried Ohio

being the big family ties here and all.

I am a bit surprised the stone is so bland - Greenlawn is awash in beautiful headstones.

Others buried at that cemetery:

Governor James A. Rhodes Ohio's three-term governor between 1963-1971 and again between 1975-1983.
Captain Eddie Rickenbacker Top American World War I flying ace with 26 confirmed victories.
Lucas Sullivant Founder of Franklinton and had a great hand in creating Columbus.
Samuel P. Bush Former president of Buckeye Steel and grandfather of George Bush senior.
James Thurber Writer and humorist whose boyhood home in Columbus was haunted.
Governor William Dennison Ohio's first Civil War governor who served between 1859 and 1861.
Governor James E. Campbell Ohio governor between 1890 and 1892. He lost re-election to William McKinley.
Governor George K. Nash Ohio governor between 1900 and 1904, he died 8 months after leaving office.
Governor John W. Bricker Ohio governor during World War II between 1939 and 1945.
Dr. Lincoln Goodale First physician of Columbus and philanthropist. He donated Goodale Park.
Ovid Smith Civil War hero as part of Andrews' Raiders, earned the Medal of Honor.
Orange Johnson Early pioneer of Worthington who carved eyeglass frames, buttons, and combs.
Simon Lazarus & Family Founders of the Lazarus Department stores that are now part of Macy's.
Thomas & Harriet Woodrow The grandparents to the 28th United States President Woodrow Wilson.
Wolfe Family Publishers, founders of the Columbus Dispatch newspaper.
Gordon Battelle Industrialist who willed his money to establish the Battelle Memorial Institute.
Peter Hayden Industrialist who founded Haydenville and run its iron smelting business.
Alfred Kelley Known as "The Man Who Saved Ohio", he risked it all to build the canal system.
Pelatiah Webster Huntington Founder of the Huntington National Bank and donated Green Lawn's organ.
John David Ireland Manhattan Project scientist.
Doctor James H. Snook More infamous than famous, executed by electric chair after a gruesome murder.
DeWitt Clinton Badger Mayor of Columbus between 1906 and 1908.
Charles Bond Mayor of Columbus between 1908 and 1909.
Peter Sells Co-owner of the Sells Brothers Circus.
Lyne Starling Founder of the Starling Medical College, now part of the Ohio State University.
Don Casto Father of the shopping center industry.

[iamahaingttta]

11. I think you should make your EVP...

...of another ghost pissing on Sam Bush's grave!

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12. Quite tempting :)

How about a 21 piss salute from those passed on due to bush's illegal war?