Things Republicans would never say:

[Rocknrule]

"Gays, straights, whites, blacks...can't we all just get along?"
"I was wrong, and I admit it"
"All we are saying is give peace a chance"

Add yours

[Norquist Nemesis]

1. Liberals are a good and necessary part of our political process!

[corkhead]

2. We must all pay our fair share, in order to help those less fortunate

[zbdent]

3. "Ted Kennedy really does have a good point . . ."

[zbdent]

4. "I apologize . . ."

[zbdent]

5. "Let me pay for that . . ."

[zbdent]

6. "Chelsea Clinton turned out to be a very intelligent person, and

she stayed out of trouble . . ."

[rucky]

7. "What you do with your body is your business." n/t

[ktlyon]

8. equality, fairness, respect

for all

[Philosoraptor]

9. No one is above the rule of law, not even the president

[corkhead]

15. They did say exactly that... when Clinton was in office.

[Philosoraptor]

17. Hypocrisy, thy name is republican.

[Pacifist Patriot]

25. I've long said that...

Irony and Hypocrisy are the Republican mating call.

[Touchdown]

10. We have 10 years before Global Warming...

hits the point of no return.

[Agnomen]

11. alturism

atlurism
atturism
allturism
oh never mind

[Saturday]

12. I give up, you straighten this mess we've caused out. n/t

[LaurenG]

13. "I love logic, math and science and I apply it in daily life" nt

[Kierkegaard]

14. "Your money's no good here."

"Dammit, we just aren't paying enough income tax!"

"Honey? Let's go out today and do something for the less fortunate."

"I am a crook."

[Blue-Jay]

16. "That's not really Clinton's fault."

[Brigid]

18. "We stole the last two presidential elections."

Now you know we'll never hear that come out of their mouths. :eyes:

[Rocknrule]

19. "My loyalty is to Jesus, not Bush"

[Rhiannon12866]

20. Let me comment on this ongoing investigation... n/t

[Minnesota_Lib]

21. "Where is the local Army recruiting office?"

[Brigid]

31. Ding! Ding!

We have our winner! :rofl:

[Rhiannon12866]

33. I like than one, too! :D n/t

[lpbk2713]

22. "My conscience is bothering me."

"Conscience" is an abstract concept with them. They have no clue.

[Pacifist Patriot]

23. "No thanks, that's against House ethics rules."

[Minnesota_Lib]

24. "I'm going to slow down while driving thru this school zone."

[bdamomma]

26. we just don't know how to govern

[Minnesota_Lib]

27. "I'll help that elderly lady that collapsed instead of whining that she...

..is blocking the sidewalk."

[unblock]

28. "my taxes just aren't high enough"

[kwolf68]

29. Good thread

Things Republicans would NOT say


-I don't know
-I was wrong
-I see what you mean
-That is news to me

[NotGivingUp]

30. I'm doing fine, but that's not the only thing that matters.

[Rhiannon12866]

32. Breaking News: Osama bin Laden captured in the mountains of Tora Bora n/t

[Strong Atheist]

34. Atheists are just like everyone else,

minus religion.

[Rhiannon12866]

35. We broke Iraq and we can't fix it. n/t

[Rhiannon12866]

36. "I have never been a quitter. To leave office before my term is completed

is abhorrent to every instinct in my body. But as President, I must put the interest of America first. America needs a full-time President and a full-time Congress, particularly at this time with problems we face at home and abroad.

To continue to fight through the months ahead for my personal vindication would almost totally absorb the time and attention of both the President and the Congress in a period when our entire focus should be on the great issues of peace abroad and prosperity without inflation at home.

Therefore, I shall resign the Presidency effective at noon tomorrow...

As we look to the future, the first essential is to begin healing the wounds of this Nation, to put the bitterness and divisions of the recent past behind us, and to rediscover those shared ideals that lie at the heart of our strength and unity as a great and as a free people.

By taking this action, I hope that I will have hastened the start of that process of healing which is so desperately needed in America.

I regret deeply any injuries that may have been done in the course of the events that led to this decision. I would say only that if some of my Judgments were wrong, and some were wrong, they were made in what I believed at the time to be the best interest of the Nation.

To those who have stood with me during these past difficult months, to my family, my friends, to many others who joined in supporting my cause because they believed it was right, I will be eternally grateful for your support.

And to those who have not felt able to give me your support, let me say I leave with no bitterness toward those who have opposed me, because all of us, in the final analysis, have been concerned with the good of the country, however our judgments might differ.

So, let us all now join together in affirming that common commitment and in helping our new President succeed for the benefit of all Americans.


Sound familiar? Would that this were so...:-(

[Rocknrule]

37. "Bush was wrong"

or "Gays are people too"

[the other one]

38. "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."

[the other one]

39. "The Buck Stops Here."

[lpbk2713]

40. "I will accept responsibility for what happened."

Katrina proved how adept they are at finger-pointing.

[warrens]

41. OK, you're right, I'm a lying nazi thug

[madinmaryland]

42. Let's make sure Church and State stay separate.

[Rhiannon12866]

43. What business is it of mine, if somebody else wants to get married?! n/t

[Rhiannon12866]

44. We really dropped the ball on 9/11! n/t