Some Democrat needs to offer an amendment to the marriage amendment--

[eridani]

--making divorce a felony. Cite "what God has joined together, let no man put asunder." A clear NEW TESAMENT injunction again. Sure, it's grandstanding, but this whole idiotic gay marriage thing is grandstanding. I say let's play their game and put them on defense. Maybe make adultery a felony as well.

[longship]

1. Outlaw masterbation, oral sex, and hickies, too.

All felonies. Hickies punishable by death.

[Marnieworld]

2. Outlaw childless marriages while they're at it

At least to be consistent because it's supposedly all about
t h e c h i l d r e n!!!!

[BrklynLiberal]

3. Yep. Make them eat their own hypocrisy!

[Democrats_win]

4. Santa Claus clause: parents can´t lie about Santa Claus.

Yes, a little off, but just think, one of the first things parents do is lie to their kids about St. Nick. What a way to start a relationship with your kids! How about those family values?

[tridim]

5. Make it retroactive too

With a penalty of public stoning for each offense.

[Ian David]

6. If every child deserves a mother and a father...

can you name JUST ONE TIME in history when governments have not sent the fathers off to fight and die in wars?

You know what else?

Every child deserves two arms and two legs.

We should amend the Constitution to make it a felony to give birth to a baby with a missing limb.