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kiki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-08-06 04:55 PM
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Jesus fucking Christ - some thoughts (drunken rant) on UK TV news
OK, so I've had an emotional and slightly alcohol-fuelled night out with an ex-girlfriend. But I turn on the TV, and I have to look at this shit about Zarqawi.

Here's Rummy. "No single man has had more blood on his hands in the history of fucking creation" (or something to that effect). Well Don, leaving aside yourself and your lunatic cabal, what was that other guy's name? O-something-or-other Bin-whatsisname? Help me out here, you fucking piece of shit.

And here's that fucking psychopath John Bolton. "No one could have predicted the insurgency in Iraq." Oh, please tell me you're fucking joking. You fucking vermin are STILL using the "no one could have predicted" line? For fuck's sake. Come visit my street, you fucking freak - give me plenty of notice, and "no one could predict" the Coke bottles full of day-old piss that'll fly out of my window onto your rug-laden fucking head.

These motherfuckers are beyond satire. Somebody give me strength.
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darkism Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-08-06 04:59 PM
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1. Now THAT'S a top-class rant!
:toast:
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kiki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-08-06 05:01 PM
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2. Thanks!
I do my (fucking) best. :)
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POAS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-08-06 05:04 PM
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3. Now that's a
motherfucking great rant, you kiki ass!
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Jigarotta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-08-06 05:04 PM
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4. well done. such imagery!
the coke bottles! lol, I 'saw' it ! hilarious. with sound effects and slo mo spray as well.

:rofl:
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kiki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-08-06 05:05 PM
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5. It would make his toupee go all skew-whiff. Hehe. n/t
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Drum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-08-06 05:14 PM
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6. Sending you a shot of strength.
Oh hell, I'll have one, too.
:toast:
Cheers kiki
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pretzel4gore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-08-06 05:46 PM
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7. look at it this way...
WE are fighting for the people, and it's up to the people to see past the 3-card-monte shenanagins that the pigmedia are entertaining them with - and if 'the people' accept the bs as truth, then fukkem, fukkem to hell
but god the pigmedia whores are greased assholes, aint they?
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