GOP Family Values Redux (Thanks to Rachel Maddow!)

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

http://shows.airamericaradio.com/maddow/
A hypocrite story: Jack Burkman, social conservative, also offers to pay women for sex.


http://www.Republican Strategists, Sex, MySpace, and Pride: A Heartwarming DC Tale

It’s getting so that a couple nice young girls can’t drive up to DC for the Pride parade without getting openly propositioned by Republican Strategists who give them their real names and business cards these days. Take, for example, the MySpace blog of one such lady, whose sordid tale is reprinted (as a warning to the well-endowed) below:



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Oh, Jack Burkman. As you can see at right, curiosity got ahold of the young lady, and she commenced googling. And posting the results for us all to enjoy.

Jack, if you’re going to pick up girls from out of town, you could pick a better venue than the Pride parade. That’s all we’re saying.

The Smoking Business Card:
http://www.wonkette.com/politics/jack-burkman/soliciting-strategist-scandal-the-smoking-card-181389.php

[Divernan]

1. "Former Fox News political analyst" Hah!

The Wonkette piece mentioned this link:

www.confirmationwatch.com/about.html

Jack Burkman, founder and President of Burkman Associates, LLC, is one of Washington's premier political consultants and strategists. He has handled complex lobbying problems for corporations large and small as well as issues of crisis communications in the national media. A former Fox News political analyst, Burkman is routinely invited to speak to major organizations all over the country and appears frequently on MSNBC, CNN, Fox News, CNBC, and others. He is a regular guest on MSNBC's primetime hit "Scarborough Country." Burkman was also a longtime guest on ABC's Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher.

[fasttense]

3. A more accurate resume

Jack Burkman, founder and President of Burkman Associates, LLC, is one of Washington's premier political consultants and strategists. **He also enjoys soliciting for prostitutes on his off hours. He has handled complex lobbying problems for corporations large and small as well as issues of crisis communications in the national media. **But he is unable to realize that gay pride events are not good places to find horny heterosexual females. A former Fox News political analyst, Burkman is routinely invited to speak to major organizations all over the country and appears frequently on MSNBC, CNN, Fox News, CNBC, and others. ** Unable to distinguish between women who are selling sex and women who have other means of earning a living, he routinely embarrasses his friends and colleagues. Invite him to your next party, he's sure to make a scene.

[Divernan]

4. LOL - most excellent!

nt

[proud2BlibKansan]

2. If Jack was a Democrat . . .

I am sure I don't even have to finish that sentence. :)

[blm]

8. Nope - - we all know how that one goes.

But, hey, the GOP didn't have their buddies buying up all that media during the 80s and 90s for nothing.

[Ian David]

5. She should have set him up. You know what we need...

We need to have an "Opposition Research" organization whose sole purpose is to "investigate" Repukes.

There needs to be someone you can call, who will show-up with a private investigator, a lawyer, and a video camera when a Republican solicits you for sex.

And by "investigate," I mean go out of their way to document their indiscretions through things like "decoy" solicitations.

Listen, my fellow DUers-- When a Repuke solicits you for sex, get them on tape. Call the cops. Call the media. Call someone.

And do everything you can to seek-out situations where you can do this.

Videotape of Rick Santorum masturbating on your couch while watching gay porn could tip elections in our favor for generations.

[Cosmocat]

6. Yeah ...

"Videotape of Rick Santorum masturbating on your couch while watching gay porn could tip elections in our favor for generations"

You would think ... However, he would say that he was protecting your family from terrorists and homosexuals, the media would tout him as a patriot and staunch advocate for good old fashioned american family values, and call him a great american ...

[Ian David]

7. And he would claim that each of the sperm he ejaculated...

were entitled to paid home schooling vouchers, since every sperm has a little child living inside it.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

9. lol!!!

[Hubert Flottz]

10. They value their own families, but don't give a shit about yours...

Ask the mothers whose sons and daughters have died or have been crippled up for life in Iraq, over Bush/neocon lies. Ask the mothers who still have children in Iraq and Afghanistan. Ask the kids who's dads and moms won't be coming back from the neocon's war in Iraq. Ask some of the families in New Orleans. Ask some of the kids whose dads and moms can't find a job, can't buy food, clothes and medical care. Ask your school bus drivers who are driving old wrecks down roads that are unsafe on the way to the schools. Ask you aged relatives, who can't afford the things they need to live out a safe comfortable life. Don't ask them on the phone though, because Bush will hear you asking and put your family on the neocon/nazi shit list.

Your family don't mean NOTHING, to Bush and the rest of the GOP, who BTW, are ALL Bush's lock-stepping, robotic, little pimps and flunkies!