And a-one, and a-two. All together now. CAPTION

[CatWoman]

U.S. President George W. Bush speaks to the 2006 Presidential Scholars in the East Room of the White House in Washington June 26, 2006. The United States Presidential Scholars Program was established in 1964 by President Lyndon B. Johnson to recognize and honor the nations most distinguished graduating high school seniors. REUTERS/Larry Downing (UNITED STATES)

[smokey nj]

1. Follow the bouncing Bush......

I like Iraq in June, how about you, I like Don Rumsfeld too......how about you..... :bounce:

[azmouse]

2. Presidential Scholars???

With the chimp in the WH that sounds like an oxymoron... or in * case, just a moron.

[Blue Belle]

17. If they were "Presidential Scholars"...

Wouldn't they have "C" averages and get into the Ivy League School of their choice via the legacy program?

[xxqqqzme]

3. See, I'm was C student

I could never have been in a scholastic achieving group invited 2 the white house. But now I'm the INVITER-OR, see how that works?

[underpants]

4. and what's the deal with the pretzels on Air Force One!?!? I mean COME ON!

:bounce:

[CatWoman]

5. ROFL!!!

Bushfeld :rofl:

[displacedtexan]

6. I was a prez scholar under Nixon. I declined the invite.

As if!

[NastyDiaper]

7. Notice my right leg, as Rove tugs on the third string.

[Hubert Flottz]

8. "How many of you young folks are ready, to except me as your

Fuhrer in Chimp and to take the Bushler/Cheney Oath today?"

[BringEmOn]

9. "...is our children learning?"

[Warpy]

10. Now, you see kids, I'm a gonna play a record and you're gonna

walk around in a circle, and when I stop the music, you all try to sit down!

[spag68]

11. And it's one two three

what are we fighting for? Don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is viet iran. And it's five six seven open up the pearly gates Ain't no time to wonder why, whoopee were all going to die. Country Joe

[semillama]

12. "Now, everyone look under their chairs....

"...If you find a yellow ticket, that means you are one of the ten people NOT getting sent to Guantanamo!"

13. Hey you don't have to be smart to be President

Just look at me!

[charlie]

14. Let me tell you 'bout

Che-ney the Moocher. He's a low-down, no-good, hooooochie-coocher... (slide)

[TahitiNut]

15. "Which one is NOT a scholar?"

:shrug:

[Blue Belle]

16. The one standing in front...

"One of these things is not like the others..." :)

[Swamp Rat]

18. "Just CHEAT! That's what I did and look where it got me! ... heh heh!"

[ksilvas]

19. Now (heh), I realize none of ya'll will be going to Iraq, but..(n/t)

[Lusted4]

20. I'm doin a heck of a job n/t