What happened to Limbaugh's 30th Viagra pill?

[Admiral Loinpresser]

It was reported that Rush Limbaugh was detained by US Customs with 29 Viagra pills and a prescription for 30 in someone else's name. Tonight Keith Olbermann wondered out loud what might have happened to that last pill. I offer ten theories:

1. Traded for half a Cialis when flight was delayed.
2. Discarded when he saw Ann Coulter’s Adam’s Apple bob.
3. One word: munchkins.
4. Cabana boy stole it.
5. Madcap getaway with Condi Rice
6. Call girl didn’t show up—treated for priapism.
7. Mistaken for Certs after he had extra onions with his filet mignon.
8. Donated it for Dominican relief when he ran into Bono.
9. Only 29 originally—ripped off by his dealer.
10. Accidentally dropped it down jet toilet during groping session with Darryn Kagan.

[Erika]

1. Clinton took the pill

Buhbots do not do responsibility. They are always victims. It's their whiny nature.

[upi402]

2. Had to prove to his Dr that it was medically indicated...

on his knees like the blowhard whore he is.

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

3. So that's what Darryn Kagan meant when...

...she said Rush is "just an old softy."

[OneBlueSky]

4. traded with O'Reilly for some falafel . . . n/t

.

[radfringe]

5. according to Keith Olberman

Keith said now we know where the 30th pill went - Rush said he had A good time...

[dailykoff]

6. Fat man and little boy.

Ka-boom.

[slybacon9]

7. winner.

sick. but you win.