Even Jack Chick proves that Bush will NOT be going to heaven!!

[LynneSin]

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1050/1050_01.asp

[nuxvomica]

1. Nah! He'll still go to heaven

Cuz he's accepted Jesus as his personal banker savior. It's not what you do it's who you know in this theology.

[greenman3610]

2. don't you know Jesus makes all Bush's lies OK

cuz he's Born agin'.
He can kill, maim, rape, slime
and lie all he wants.

[LynneSin]

3. It's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle....

...than for a rich man to get into the kingdom of heaven

Better yet:

Matthew 5:3-10 (known as the Beatitudes


Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. (Verse 3)
Blessed are the meek: for they shall posses the land. (Verse 4)
Blessed are they who mourn: for they shall be comforted. (Verse 5)
Blessed are they that hunger and thirst after justice: for they shall have their fill. (Verse 6)
Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy. (Verse 7)
Blessed are the clean of heart: for they shall see God. (Verse 8)
Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God. (Verse 9)
Blessed are they that suffer persecution for justice' sake, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. (Verse 10)


NOW, perhaps PAUL made many comments about how it was all just about believing Jesus and screw the good deeds, but Paul is considered by some as the first Christian Fundamentalist and it's his teachings that are the basis of the Falwells, Robertson, Chicks etc of the world.

Personally, I'll stick with Jesus - he was a liberal hippy Jew

[Gabi Hayes]

4. she's got a friend!

http://www.yourgoingtohell.com/

[olaus]

5. I hate

to break the news but I do not think it is his call.

[Heidi]

6. Locking.

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