Okay, so I'm an Arizonan and a fire brand lefty who hates Republicans with a passion, especially ones with the last name Goldwater. I just got back from teacher in-services in Yuma and, with my mother, we're doing our weekly tradition of reading this week's top ten and, low and behold, we have Don Goldwater talking like Josef Goebbels about
forced labor camps (number 6 this week). Nice to see my home state embarassed again!
Not forgetting my talk radio roots (I was a shock jock on college radio in College), I decided to call Don Goldwater's office at 480-699-6962. The conversation lasted 48 seconds.
ME: Hello, I'm just getting involved in politics and want to ask Don Goldwater a question or two.
ASSHOLE: Make it fast!
ME: Yeah, I was wondering how I could become a warden at the new labor camps for illegal immigrants so I can hunt some down some illegals violating curfew.
ASSHOLE: (shocked laughter)
ME: Will the state provide me an gun that I can use to blow a hole in some illegals or will I have to buy my own?
ASSHOLE: You need to state this is a joke or not.
ME: I mean, I would really like an elephant gun. Something that will make a big hole!
ASSHOLE: These telephone calls are being monitored by the FBI and I will turn them over to the federal government.
ME: IF you think I'm being serious, that's your problem.
(cross talk)
ME: This is satire.
ASSHOLE: This call will be turned over to the FBI.
{click)
Okay. . .this is so empowering. I think I'm going to call Mike Malloy tonight and talk to him about this. I haven't lost my smile since the choad hung up on me.
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