Caption this cheney pic

[Kadie]

Vice President Dick Cheney delivers remarks at a $1,000 per-plate fund raising luncheon for Congressman Scott Garrett of New Jersey at New York's Waldorf-Astoria Hotel, Friday June 30, 2006. During his speech, Cheney criticized the New York Times for disclosing details of a secret government program to track financial records in search of terror suspects. (AP Photo/Ricard Drew)

[acmavm]

1. No caption, just an observation: THAT IS ONE DYSFUNCTIONAL

SON OF A BITCH

[madokie]

27. couldn't agree more

[jimshoes]

2. Ribbit

[smokey nj]

3. I WAS TOLD THAT THERE WOULD BE LIVE PUPPIES......

ON THE MENU!!!!!!!

[JuniperLea]

4. Give me those shooooooooes!

n/t

[partylessinOhio]

5. "I can make just as many funny faces as GW!"

[RoseMead]

6. Now that is a boo-boo face

if I ever saw one! LOL

[SKKY]

7. You're goddamn right it was a good shot!

Square in the face.

[RevCheesehead]

8. Mrwah!

(Only Jon Stewart can do this properly)

[SteppingRazor]

9. Myah! You'll never take me alive, coppers, see? Myah!

Mother of Mercy! Is this the end of Cheney?

[NJCher]

10. no caption, just a Jersey observation

Only a moran like Scott Garrett would bring in Mr. 18 per cent Popularity Rating Dick Cheney. This guy wants to be re-elected?

What an idiot.




Cher

[smokey nj]

18. No wonder I was nauseous all day.........

He was just across the river. :puke:

[amb123]

11. I spy with my little eye. . .

"The NSA did a great job disguising the spy cameras and hidden microphones. I can't find any of 'em!"

:sarcasm:

[Ian David]

12. BrrRRRrrrrr-RING! Yip Yip Yip Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip!

BrrRRRrrrrr-RING! Yip Yip Yip Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip!

[LittleClarkie]

32. That's IT!

I reckoned it was either those guys or Beaker from the Muppet Show.

[Kurovski]

13. "Darth Penguin".

[originalpckelly]

14. The Ugly (pronounced ugwy) Dickling (Pronounced Dickwing) is unhappy...

because Mommy and Daddy said he couldn't torture ants, err I mean terrorists, anymore. Poor Ugly Dickwing. :-(

[Rex]

15. Reflections on shooting a man in the face.

nt

[MADem]

16. He's thinking this:

Here I sit, atop my throne
Just finished gnawing on a chicken bone.

Raising money for a putz named Scott
Look at these morons, they think I'm hot!

They paid a grand for a rubber chicken lunch,
They're rich, and they're sheep, what a dumb fucking bunch!

So I'll make my remarks, and grab up the loot
Stand around for awhile while they lick my boot.

And then I'll go home, grab my gun and walking stick,
And shoot a few caged birds, cuz I'm Deadeye Dick!

[Name removed]

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[Kurovski]

25. Hehe...

:D You know I love it.

[MADem]

35. I really enjoy these "caption this" opportunities!!!! NT

[jeff30997]

19. Go fuck yourself!

[Ksec]

20. You get me for a thousand dollars a plate. I wanted to be 5000...

[helderheid]

21. mmm. Tastes like CHICKEN.

[liberal N proud]

22. Even Scrooge couldn't be this bad

[progressivebydesign]

23. For a thousand bux you get this authentic Cheney Billy Bass with dinner NT

[rurallib]

24. 'testing his Depends undergarment'

[dave123williams]

26. GET OFF THE LAWN! GRRR! GET THOSE KIDS OFF THE LAWN!

[Bad Penny]

28. ...

[Beelzebud]

29. My mechanized heart needs its atomic battery replaced.

[BringEmOn]

30. $1000 per plate...that'$ what Halliburton charge$ to feed the troop$.

[cynatnite]

31. Try me...I shot a guy in the face and got away with it. n/t

[Swamp Rat]

33. Here ya go:

:D

[Kurovski]

37. That's impressive.

Every bit as hideous as the man.

You've captured a side of him rarely spoken about on FOX.
:hi: :thumbsup:

[LibDemAlways]

34. That guy over there isn't clapping. Hand me my

rifle.

[bobthedrummer]

36. "Philip Merrill, yeah we took care of that-what about the Russian?"

[WA98296]

38. Who, exactly, is going to stop me?

[unkachuck]

39. Sir....

....Scott Garrett says you stopped wearing ladys' underware years ago. Is that true?....

[DistressedAmerican]

40. Boo Fucking Hoo!

[madmunchie]

41. I am, I can, and I will!

[madmunchie]

42. Take Democracy and shove it!

or....Fuck Democracy!!

[Libby2]

43. I'm offended

No, caption, I'm just offended.

[sandrakae]

44. There lucking I don't have my gun with me.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

45. "Here on the day of my daughter's wedding you come to see me..."

:P

[dmoded]

46. YARRRR!! MY MOUTH IS A GRRR MATEY!!!