Caption this Cheney pic...

[sabra]

[malta blue]

1. I've got the Midas Touch...

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

23. just like...

Goldfinger...

waaa waaa waaa.....

He's the man, the man with the midas touch
A spiders touch, such a cold finger
Beckons you to enter his web of sin
But don't go in...

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. Emporer of all I survey

he wishes!

[peekaloo]

3. Antique Roadshow....this week from The Hague.

[ToolTex]

4. I forgot to pack shoes.

n/t

[Hand]

5. "One word about my shoes and you're in Gitmo...." nt

[MadJohnShaft]

6. Lynn put out the brown shoes this morning

[peekaloo]

12. colostomy bag incident.

another leak in the WH.

[enid602]

17. bag

It's so hard to find shoes that go with the bag.

[peekaloo]

18. I love that joke.

:-)

[mark11727]

20. "Don't stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey...!"

:evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin:

[obreaslan]

7. Happy 300th Birthday Ben Franklin!!!!

To use the title of another thread. :)

[CottonBear]

8. Look! Brown suede shoes do go with a black dress suit. n/t

[sakabatou]

9. "The tie I'm wearing now was dyed with blood..."

[MoonRiver]

10. Ich bin ein assholer.

[Dinger]

11. I'm Trying To Sneak Out A Fart nm

[eve_was_framed]

13. sit up? you try sitting up with these piles!

[YOY]

14. "I'm the working man's greedy pig, anyone who denies it hasn't seen

my shoes!"

[stop the bleeding]

15. Must Crush Freedom and America you are my SLAVE !!!

[Barak And Roll]

16. Servants!

Bring me a serf! ‘Tis time for mine blowjob! ...And does anyone one know where I get one of those big mutton things?

[MsKandice01]

19. It looks like Darth could use a visit from the "Fab 5"

What possessed him to put those shoes on with that get-up?

[CottonBear]

22. What possessed him to wear that military snowsuit to a formal event

last year which commemorated the liberation of Auschwitz (sp?. Royalty and heads of state all dressed in their finest black suits and coats. Cheney and the wife looked like they just got back from an Arctic expedition. :(

[ktlyon]

21. what a fucking waste of my time

I have fucking things to take care of, people to bomb, money to acquire, people to fuck over.

[VOX]

24. "Brown Shoes Don't Make It."

Apologies to Frank Zappa. ;-)

[Rocknrule]

25. "Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plageous the Wise?"

:evilgrin:

[spanone]

26. ....and this is just my toilet!