Crab dinner! Eggs benedict! Bikini-clad beachgoers! NOTHING but good times

[Bluebear]

MIAMI - President Bush swooped into Miami late Sunday, startling bikini-clad beachgoers along Collins Avenue as his motorcade revved to dinner at Joe's Stone Crab in Miami Beach - part of a White House strategy to get the commander in chief out of the Beltway bubble and amid regular folks...

The visit comes as Bush's tepid popularity ratings cause anxiety among GOPers up for re-election in November. But he arrived to a warm reception at Miami International Airport about 6:30 p.m. Sunday, greeted by his brother, Gov. Jeb Bush, and some of his staunchest supporters in Washington, D.C., Miami Republican Reps. Lincoln and Mario Diaz-Balart and Ileana Ros-Lehtinen....

Bush continues his visit today with breakfast with a group of Miami business leaders, followed by his second recent visit to the hurricane center, which he toured in October after Hurricane Wilma ripped through South Florida....

http://www.theolympian.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060731/NEWS/607310334

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[wakeme2008]

1. Like the Swimsuit in the Middle

:)

[benburch]

2. Are you sure that's not PAINT?

Hubba Hubba!

[Mabus]

32. It looks like there are straps

you can kinda see them near her neck, if you can look that far up the photo. :eyes:

LOL, my brother seating in the other room came in and asked if I could print that photo out. He says he wants to study the photo a little more closely to determine whether or not there are actually straps. :eyes:

[benburch]

41. Straps can be painted on...

Just sayin'.

[Mabus]

43. If you look

between the breasts you can see a small linear depression. Besides if it were painted on I believe the nips would be more visible.

[GreenTea]

54. Looks like all 3 went for the same size implants-I want to design bikinis.

[Cha]

68. Definetly, a matching

set.

[johnaries]

81. How dare you bring Reality to my Fantasy?!?!?!?

I also believe that all three have PH'D's. I'm getting old, Fantasy is all I have left. I still believe we'll get a competant President in office before I die.

Indulge an old man, will ya?

To all DU women, I may not be as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was. Keeping that in mind, what I once did all night, now takes me all night to do once. Which means, YOU WIN! Think about it....
:evilgrin:

[jmowreader]

58. There are definitely straps there

You've got to look close because they're about the size of weedeater string, but there are straps on both pieces of the suit.

[happydreams]

65. I've been studying that picture for a LONG time and have yet to come

too a decision. I'll keep working on it, though I really should get back to my research. :dilemma:

[MallRat]

5. What swimsuit?

;)

[truebrit71]

7. Hmmmm....

...possibly paint....

[Seabiscuit]

48. The bottom piece is called a "butt flosser". The upper is "pastie string"

[gulfcoastliberal]

10. Me too! As Booger said: "Pan down! Pan down!"

LOL

[BOSSHOG]

12. The painted-on swimsuits

are on parade throughout Mardi Gras in New Orleans. I recall a wonderful sight about 5 years ago on Canal Street where a half dozen scantily "painted" young Ladies got into a rip roaring shouting match with one of the holy rollers who flood the city to save souls. Actually I believe they come down to get a peek of what they don't see at home. Like the baptist preacher who took a video camera to Southern Decadence (gay get together) and spent hours videotaping the activity to prove gays were decadent.

[burythehatchet]

20. One good sneeze is all it'll take; I'll provide the pepper

[karlrschneider]

23. She coulda saved a bunch of money

2 bandaids and a cork...

;-)

[myrna minx]

30. A cork?

:puke: :eyes: Nice. :eyes: :puke: That is just crude and crass.

[benburch]

42. It's an old cliche saying.

I've seen it as "two sequins and a cork". Intended, I believe, to be an exaggeration to indicate of how ridiculous the nudity taboo is since that is all you need to cover to be legally "dressed".

[femrap]

45. Sorry to see that DU has interrupted your

porn time....now be a good little boy and go back to your porn. And clean up after yourself this time, OK?

I thought this was a place to discuss politics. What a bunch of teenage boys....grow up. You act like pugs.

[YOY]

47. If you think that's porn, then you live a sheltered life

and the comments that other posters were giving were very tame.

[truebrit71]

50. Wow what's the view like from the top of your ivory tower?

Must be great to be all growed-up and proper like you....


:eyes:

[karlrschneider]

56. Do I know you?

Oh, Cincinnati...yep.

[Virginia Dare]

66. Actually I thought it was brilliant political commentary...

comparing and contrasting the obscene self-indulgence here in America as opposed to what is happening in the world as a direct result of our unquenchable greed and insular self-involvement.
:thumbsup:

[Bluebear]

76. Thank you, that was the point :)

[ComerPerro]

27. Not exactly the kinda thing I expect from a family values man like Bush

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

64. Her breasts scare me.

They're like ballons sitting 6" apart from each other on her chest.

[wakeme2008]

73. And to think about all the money she paid a doctor to help her

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

74. Yeah, she was ripped off.

Personally, I don't have issues with cosmetic surgery. I think if you want it and can afford it, then go for it. Just make sure you go to someone good (who can actually make you look better), which she obviously didn't.

[lumpy]

78. One of the worst boob jobs in history.

They probably fall under her arm pits if she lies down

[Virginia Dare]

3. Off topic, but...

why did the one in the middle bother with the suit at all? I'm in pain just thinking about her electrolysis sessions.

[Skidmore]

6. LOL! I was just thinking the same thing.

If that were my daughter, she would be getting an earful.

[Virginia Dare]

11. I'm thinking she's been surgically enhanced as well....

where do people get the money for this crap?

[Lorien]

21. The only one who isn't is the girl on the left

take it from someone who has dealt with plenty of nude models; the other two are filled with silicone.

[truebrit71]

24. Don't care...

....all three are positively yummy and just abot make-up for the other awful photos of bushes in this thread.... ;-)

[knitter4democracy]

55. I think the one on the left was, too, only her surgeon was better.

The line a bit further down looks a bit odd. At least, if she had surgery, it was by a much better surgeon. Those other two look like freaks.

[Skelington]

38. The sad thing is,

The one in the middle would be much more attractive without fake breasts, that 6" valley of stretched skin between obviously fake ones looks sad.

It looks like without that bikini to hold them in front they would snap under her armpits.

[girl gone mad]

53. Maybe she should have spent more.

It looks like the surgeon stuck two cantelopes under her skin.

[lumpy]

80. Grapefuits

v

[greguganus]

63. From dirty old men with lots of money? n/t

[CottonBear]

14. She's had the very popular Brazilian bikini wax! (Ouch!) n/t

[badgerpup]

16. That was my first thought too...

My second was wondering about how much those implants cost...:spank:

The pic of Bush and Bush being 'regular guys' just made me disgusted... they look like a couple of drunk old frat boys re-living the glory days back in I TAPPA KEGGA house.
:puke:

[Lerkfish]

4. looks like dubya is using grecian formula in his hair.

he's LESS gray than he was at G8.

[jmowreader]

61. That's "Miss Clairol," not Grecian Formula

There's nothing wrong with Bush having his hair dyed, wearing makeup, whatever he needs to do to look presentable.

Unfortunately for Dubya, the Top Ten Men's Makeup Disasters of the last ten years have all been on his face. Remember the time when he came out so orange he looked like a tall Oompa-Loompa? And you thought Al Gore's Blusher Disaster was bad.

And it doesn't matter anyway because he looks like shit half the time.

[Blue_Tires]

8. wow...i need to take a trip to miami as well!

(i like the one on the right)

[MemphisTiger]

9. I think I'll run for President now

those crab legs look goood

[ComerPerro]

28. yes, the legs there do look good

[louis-t]

13. Jeez, is Jeb's head big er what?

Thanks for the bikinis.

[tenshi816]

44. Well, yes, Jeb's head is huge,

but it doesn't help that his big brother is such a pinhead.

[yellerpup]

15. Too busy to attend a funeral?

Too craven to support a cease fire. The Vacation pResident.

[proud2BlibKansan]

17. They look like a couple of college boys getting together to

get drunk!

[HughBeaumont]

49. "Lookit dem womens, DUB!"

Christ, who has to hold WHO up among those two?

If this bigdumb shit gets anywhere NEAR the White House, "President" will officially be a paper title, as if it isn't already.

[Doctor_J]

18. Check out the built-in irony in the article

First: "part of a White House strategy to get the commander in chief out of the Beltway bubble and amid regular folks"

Then: "greeted by his brother, Gov. Jeb Bush, and some of his staunchest supporters in Washington"

How much did this trip cost the taxpayers?

[Botany]

19. Does he have any clue how bad his actions look?

Not only is he AWOL on Lebanon and Iraq but I think somebody is afraid
of Ms. Cindy. What a punk.



BTW

So what was it 3 virgins and a wise man?

Clubbing, drinking, working out, beaches, and sex as a life style?

Those naughty kids! How dare they? I am shocked and on the next plane
to Miami to give some discipline to those girls.

[liberal N proud]

22. He doesn't care what his actions look like

We are merely serfs in bu$h little game

[partylessinOhio]

25. Can't anyone see the contrasts here?

Jebby just looks awful - He wants to be the next Bush President?

[K8-EEE]

40. Those Bush Boys Amid The Regular Folks

While their policies bring more poverty, death, and destruction to regular folks the world over. They are beyond despicable. I really hate them with the heat of a thousand suns. I didn't know I could hate people so much, but my God look what they've done.

[uppityperson]

26. Fun or Death in the sun?

boiled crab legs or crushed dusty child legs?
nudity or blood?
hug your brother or hug your dead baby?

I am ashamed

[MGD]

29. Jeb Bush makes George Bush look half ways intelligent

That's pretty fucking scary considering the power he wields.



Dumb and Dumberer reunited

[smoogatz]

35. Yep. W's the "smart" one.

Terrifying, isn't it?

[Flying Dream Blues]

72. GHWB and Barb say Jeb is the smart one...

Jeb was the one who they were grooming, and then * came out of nowhere to take the spotlight. I can't imagine anyone worse than GWB, but hopefully we won't get the chance to find out with the blockhead brother.

[RethugAssKicker]

31. WOW... You got any BACK shots !

[chat_noir]

33. Bush grafitti

Just found this, and wanted to use it right away...

[Hell Hath No Fury]

34. If she had any sense...

that chick in the middle would sue the shit out of the hack who did her implants! I'm sorry, but her tits look terrible -- :( -- that four inch gap between breasts and the super-rounded "softball under the skin" look of them screams of cheap, shoddy work done in some "clinic" by a guy not licensed to do that kind of work. The saddest thing is, she thinks she looks good. Bleck.

[K8-EEE]

39. I Really Don't Like The Super Waxed Implanted Look Personally

I mean, I'm not a guy....but when I see these stripper type chicks I wonder when women stopped looking like women and started looking like plastic Barbie dolls. At a garage sale recently I saw a box of 60's/70's Playboy mags and it was really startling how natural the women looked as compared to now. They had BODY TYPES! The voluptuous ones had a bit of a jiggle to them (pre-lipo) the slender ones tended to be smaller-breasted, but they were all so pretty, not as cookie-cutter as now. And another thing I'm sick of is the fake TEETH! Everybody has the same big giant super white teeth these days.

[BrightKnight]

52. I don't think anybody does.

Brest size has very little to do with what makes a woman physically attractive. Mother nature usually gets it right. Many women apparently have no idea how much fire power they naturally posses.

I don't know how the doctors that do this can sleep. They exploit a woman's insecurity to make a few dollars. It is a horrible thing to do to someone.

Being noticed is not the same thing as being attractive.

[K8-EEE]

59. Man I'm Starting To Feel Like Invasion Of The Body Snatchers

Here in L.A., the Botox/cologen is so out of control. I think that is scarier than the body stuff. When I go back every fall and see the moms at school after summer break, every year more of them have aquired that frozen faced "rested" look you get from needles. Once they do it once they start tweeking every little thing on their face until they look like mummies!! I look in the mirror and see the little laugh lines and stuff and go, so what? I just don't think they look that bad, and I don't think paralyzing parts of your face to get rid of them looks that GOOD!

One of them told me that doing that is just "maintaining your looks, like brushing your teeth!" HUH???

[eppur_se_muova]

36. If he visits one crab house, doesn't he have to visit them all ?

In case you're wondering, yes, I AM going to apply that stupid argument to every Bu**sh** excursion until he honors just ONE serviceman's arriving coffin.

(Not sure honor is the word. Try to assume it's the office that bears the honor, not the officeholder.)

[Bluebear]

51. Perfect. nt

[smoogatz]

37. "amid regular folks..."

Let's see--you got three silicone-based life forms wearing pretty much nothing, and Jeb(!). Which one of those is the "regular folks"?

[earth mom]

46. Those are "his people" ain't that right? Bush boys gone wild indeed...

and this joker is leading our nation?! :puke:

:eyes:

[Lucy - Claire]

57. The one in the middle has a really bad boob job

n/t

[Fleshdancer]

60. yep. it looks like her implants are allergic to each other

her plastic surgeon needs to give her a refund. :scared:

[greguganus]

62. Very tasty!! Oh and the crab looks good too! n/t

[SalmonChantedEvening]

67. Wow!! I just noticed something.

There is text in your post. And more than one picture.

Took me a while....


Holy Atchison Topeka and the Santa Fe, Batman. Hoofah.


Waiter, a cold shower for table 6 please :)

[MoseyWalker]

69. why do I keep coming back to this thread?

must be the eggs

[Warren DeMontague]

70. It's not fair.

This is what people wore to the beach, back in my day! (Including the fish) -sniff!- :(

[Red Right and BLUE]

71. I'll never understand how trashy women like that can be

considered so attractive. It takes more than a hot body and a pretty face. And the one in the middle is so desperate it's pathetic.

[Tsiyu]

75. Yay for tits!

Don't despair DU!

Boobies!

Boobies!

Boobies!

There is nothing to be upset about, have hope and look at lots of breasts!

Titties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, DU. You make me so proud!




:yoiks:

[Bluebear]

77. Well . . .

there was a point to be made originally. I forgot what breasts do to straight men. :)

[Tsiyu]

82. It's all good, Bluebear

You meant well :hi:

[KyuzoGator]

79. Good related topic:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=1782287&mesg_id=1782287