What I DID ON MY SUMMER VACATION...BY GEORGE W BUSH
The fans were so eager to meet me
Everybody wanted to wish me a happy birthday.. Funny how I was the only sweaty one there
I had a bunch of cakes..here's another one
Took some driving lessons.. They told me this was the new Environmentally friendly Hummer...Hum , for short
Took another trip to Yurp.. Karl said this was a "good" time to go, since some bad stuff might be happenin' soon, and this way I wouldn't get blamed for it..heh-heh-heh and I got to hang with my bro...Pootie
I snuck up on this chick and scared the bejeebus outta her.(she liked it..I know she did)
I went to a place where they make batteries.. picked this one up for Uncle Dick.. (he's got one of them things in his heart y'know.. a peacemaker or sumthin' like that)
Went an a bunch of side trips, and everywhere I went , people gave me stuff..Here I am in a plastic hat they gave me
Crashed at my folks' place for a bit..ran into this dude.. He sure dresses weird
Saw these cool clouds and immediately headed for IHOP
My friend denny and me pretended to be doctors and played tricks on some patients
I snuck outta the boring meetings to ride my bike..Everybody likes to watch me.. Maybe they think I’ll crash or sumthin’
Uh oh!
and then my vacation got cut short cuz some guys started some shit with that place that makes baloney, and people made fun of me for always being on vacation, so I came home..Now I mostly go places and give speeches..