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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-01-06 10:00 PM
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"Don't forget to measure your penis!"
Edited on Sun Oct-01-06 10:01 PM by Bluebear
Foley's Behavior No Secret on Capitol Hill:

October 1, 2006— It turns out Foley's obsession with 16- and 17-year-old male pages has been known to Republicans on Capitol Hill for at least five years.

But other than issue a warning, little else seems to have been done about the congressman.

A former page has come forward to tell ABC News warnings were issued about Foley to the pages in 2001...

Two of them were sent to pages in the 2001-2002 class, with sexually explicit messages, most too graphic to be broadcast, from Foley using the screen name Maf54.

Maf54: To be honest, I am a little to interested in you. So that's why I need to back off a little.

Teen: Ya slow things down a little im still young…like under 18. don't want to do anything illegal…im not 18.

Maf54: cool..dont forget to measure for me.

http://www.abcnews.go.com/WNT/story?id=2514770&page=1
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-01-06 10:03 PM
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1. Bluebear
:rofl:

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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-01-06 10:05 PM
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2. Wow... How Did You Know ???
:rofl::evilgrin::rofl:

:hi::loveya::hi:
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-01-06 10:06 PM
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3. Honest to frigging pete....
To be honest, I am a little to interested in you.


Yep, he's Republican!

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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-01-06 10:08 PM
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5. This is *to* funny.
And his constituents sent him to Congress, that is *to* sad.
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tinfoilinfor2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-01-06 10:18 PM
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8. I know. It's actually a little sad. This graphic piece of porno,
and what jumps out at me is the bad grammar.

Does that make me anal? Oh, wait, no. That's Foley. :rofl:
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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-01-06 10:06 PM
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4. I prefer:
Edited on Sun Oct-01-06 10:10 PM by Gabi Hayes
"Don't forget to measure your treasure."

....my precioussssss
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-01-06 10:10 PM
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6. ...use the metric system: it sounds bigger!
"That's 14 long- uh, centimeters, that is".
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-01-06 10:13 PM
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7. or measure it like you would measure a cats tail, from the asshole out
Edited on Sun Oct-01-06 10:13 PM by madokie
what a dispicable POS
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-01-06 10:24 PM
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9. Ironically, that's how I measure Republican corruption in Congress
Of course with multiple assholes, you run into a benchmarking problem. But now I'm overthinking a pretty disgusting metaphor
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dicknbush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-01-06 10:45 PM
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10. I just figured out why Hastert, Bonner etc have agreed to turn this over..
To the Justice department it goes like this:

Monday Morning October 1. the press are linning up to ask Hastert about the Foley problem and why it took so long for the repubs to do anything about it Hastert replies:

This has been handed over to the Justice department and it is an ongoing investigation and it would not be appropriate ffro me to say anything about this investigation at this time.

Ditto for Bonner

Ditto for any Republivert who is involved with this.

ONGOING INVESTIGATION AND WE ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT AN ONGOIN G INVESTIGATION.

Tony Snow:

We are not going to answer any questions about an ongoing investigation and we expect that this investigation will go at least one or two weeks after the November elections.

NEXT QUESTION PLEASE!
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