Challenge: How quick can you blame the Hastert coverup on Clinton?

[Bucky]

Extra points if you can bring in Travelgate and also pin it all on Hillary, too.

[Wickerman]

1. There was no corruption in DC prior to the Clenis and his wife

and their sex and travelgate scandals. They created the culture of corruption. /sarcasm.

[LostinVA]

4. OOOH! Pretty good!

[ProfessorGAC]

13. Yeah. Like Teapot Dome and Those Grant Scandals, and. . .

. . .Huey Long, and ABSCAM, and Iran-Contra, and BCCI, and. . . Those all happened after Clinton, right? What do you mean "no"?!?!?!?

The Professor

[Wickerman]

14. Nixon, Reagan, Daddy Bush...

ah, fear the evil Clenis!

[lonestarnot]

2. Hasturd is a fuckwad who'd blame his dog for his own farts.

[wtmusic]

3. If Clinton had bombed OBL in 1998 this wouldn't be an issue.

Don't ask me why not. :crazy:

[valerief]

5. I know! I know! Clinton FORCED the gummint to waste energy, time,

and resources on his sex scandal. It WORE DOWN voters and potential voters. To avoid a repeat of that (to spare the voters), Foleygate was being handled internally.

edited for clarification

[Radical Activist]

6. They were afraid to go after Foley

because the liberal media beat up on them so bad for the Clinton impeachment. Besides, having women in Congress causes too much sexual frustration among the Republican members. That's why they should be banned again, including Hillary.

When all else fails, they always blame the liberal media.

[tsuki]

7. Because I KNOW IT. I've gotta beer gut feeling about it and I

preyed on it. That's why.

:sarcasm:

[Kurovski]

8. I think you just did it.

"The Clintons bred a culture of corruption that is echoing on today. It finds its roots in the "anything goes" attitude of the 60's. We need more 'Jesus' and less 'please-us', blah, blah, blahbady, blah, nuttery, futtery, foo..."

[Zavulon]

9. Clinton spent eight years treating pedophila as a law enforcement problem.

If he had bombed pedophiles into the stone age, we'd be safer as a country.

[MessiahRp]

10. They're tacking it onto Clinton in a different way...

Claiming Clintonhad sex with one of his subordinates and claiming that Lewinsky was young and trying to equate what he did as the same thing as what Foley did.

Rp

[Botany]

11. E.Z.

Because the Monica scandal caused families of the pages to break up
and years later the young men were still seeking a "father figure" and
Rep. Foley was there. BTW Foley was forced into his sexual predation and alcohol
abuse because of the strain he had to endure during the impeachment
and when he had to stop Al Gore from stealing Florida in 2000.

P.S. Jesus is God and why do you hate the troops?

[rock]

12. Because of Clinton's tryst

the voters kicked out the Democrats and put in the RepubliCONs, ergo we have a lot perverts and pederasts in power.

[VOX]

15. "The satanic Clinton lowered the moral standards of this great nation..."

...and nowhere was his evil influence greater than in the sphere of government. The all-powerful Clinton personally made deviant sex a priority, thereby loosening the morals of those around him, thereby nearly bringing down this mighty nation."
:sarcasm:

"It has been reported that, during presidential addresses, Foley liked to sit up front and be visible, even during Clinton's tenure as president. Obviously, Foley was under some sort of unholy Clinton spell. This only naturally branched out into unChristian and unnatural sexual acts and perversion."
:sarcasm:

:scared: Good grief, let the right wing write it's own spin! :grr: