Dick Cheney "...we were sitting smack in the middle of a topless beach!"

[elehhhhna]

"We stopped briefly in the eastern Mediterranean, late at night, checked into a hotel right there on the beach. In the morn ing we met for breakfast on the veranda. We were sitting around a table, reading the papers, talking business, and occasionally looking out toward the water . . . . People were sunbathing, making sand castles, playing in the waves. After about 10 minutes it suddenly dawned on us we were sitting smack in the middle of a topless beach! Life is always interesting when Henry Hyde is around."

-- Dick Cheney recounting a memorable road trip at Tuesday's tribute for outgoing Illinois rep at the J.W. Marriott.


He went on to say that he & Henry were the biggest boobs on view.

[zbdent]

1. Show of hands here ... how many people don't realize that there are

topless beaches in Europe?

:eyes:

[davidinalameda]

2. was Hyde topless

:puke:

[elehhhhna]

9. Dunno but this pic tells me he likes them young...

(HH w/ Carrie Snodgrass, his mistress in the 60's)

[Brotherjohn]

11. In Europe, there ARE no "topless beaches". Just "beaches".

There's no distinction.

[elehhhhna]

15. NO $hit! You'd expect he'd know SOMETHING about each

continent he wishes to destroy.

Very disappointing, Dick.

[Greeby]

Doesn't he mean they HAD the biggest on view?

:puke:

[elehhhhna]

6. yes. that too.

[Bucky]

3. Not just 'were' the biggest boobs. Cheney & Hyde probably HAD the biggest

On that particular beach that is. Assuming Wanda wasn't there.

[KharmaTrain]

4. Henry's Got Some Massive Man-Boobs

I could just see this goon...who walks around like he's got a pant-load, chasing some PWT like the dirty old man he is. Strom Thurmond would be proud.

Here's hoping Tammy Ducksworth's people are keeping an eye on this...Cheney's as popular as botulism in that area.

[elehhhhna]

8. Manboobs or just 2 pointy hats?

[UTUSN]

5. Immaturity is at the core of dirty old men n/t

[patrice]

7. Definitely!

Lack of experience and the sophistication that experience brings.

[Nimrod2005]

12. Don't say it!!!! Don't, his daughter is lesbian....nt

[elehhhhna]

13. huh?

[HughBeaumont]

10. On one board I got reprimanded for using that avatar!

Of course, it was by a powertripping Suth'un Ohioan young Repuke, so fuck him and the horse he rode in on. That photo rules.

Republicans - the party of morals and values. Oh, and that of dirty old men accosting page boy ass.

[Bluebear]

14. All was going well until the Marine Biology unit came to push Henry back

into the sea.

[petronius]

16. You know, I can't fault Hyde for going to a topless beach,

but I do fault Cheney for taking ten full minutes to notice! What an ass...