"Les Pages aux Foley's" soon on Broadway

[tocqueville]

starring Dennis Hastert, John Mondy Shimkus, John "Boner" and Jeff Gannon as Agador...

Mark Foley is holding the whip as usual

[xchrom]

1. what? no ultra christian singing that hit

'' It'sThe Fault of the Gays''?

sometimes known as ''The Vault of the Gays'' in certain bars with drag queens -- but that's another topic.

[tocqueville]

2. of course the theme should be different

imagine the Senators who see Bob Dole and Billy Graham as being too liberal and members of the Coalition For Moral Order trying to cover up the owner of the Foley's (a cybercafe) at a dinner when he passes plates with small "cherubs"...

[xchrom]

3. i see the stage FILLED with teenage toga wearing boys

singing ''The Republican Party Wants to Party with Your Boys''!