HAHAHA- This is GOLD: Congressman Runs Ad to Apologize for Affair

[CatWoman]

SHERWOOD: "AT LEAST I DIDN'T CHOKE HER" :rofl:

Congressman Runs Ad to Apologize for Affair
Seeking Re-Election, He Denies Abusing Mistress
AP
SCRANTON, Pa. (Oct. 5) - Rep. Don Sherwood, a Republican fighting for re-election in northeastern Pennsylvania, says in a TV ad that he is "truly sorry" for cheating on his wife but denies ever abusing the woman he had the affair with.

In the ad, he acknowledges that the affair nearly cost him the love of his wife and his daughters. He said his family has worked through it "because of my deep regret, our love and the fact that the allegation of abuse was never true."

"While I'm truly sorry for disappointing you, I never wavered from my commitment to reduce taxes, create jobs and bring home our fair share," Sherwood said, addressing viewers. "Should you forgive me, you can count on me to keep on fighting hard for you and your family."

Sherwood, a four-term congressman, has a seat that had been considered safe until it was revealed last year that police in 2004 investigated an incident between Sherwood and Cynthia Ore at his Washington apartment.

http://news.aol.com/elections/story/_a/congressman-runs-ad-to-apologize-for/20061005070909990001

[SpiralHawk]

1. "I did not have sexual relations with those WMDs" - Commander AWOL

"Now that everyone knows the WMD lies were just more of my usual horseshit, you cannot prove I had sex with them. Too bad about your dead kids."

- New Bush Campaign ad for all republicon cronies

DO NOT LOOK AT THIS PICTURE. THIS REALITY IS FORBIDDEN BY ORDER OF REPUBLICON HOMELAND PROPAGANDA (I MEAN SECURITY).

[Judi Lynn]

2. It IS hilarious, & so stupid and clumsy, just the way Republicans like it!

This is Congressman Don: and this is Congressman Don's sweetie, Cynthia Ore:

Honestly, he really didn't choke her.

[CatWoman]

4. ROFL!!! Judi Lynn!!!

:rofl:

[Elidor]

3. It'll make a great bumper sticker for his supporters

SHERWOOD: NOT A CHOKER

[AlCzervik]

5. ROFL!!! Sherwood=We had a "safe" word.

[H2O Man]

6. It is so

pathetic. The funeral music playing in the background of the ad really sets the mood.

[Rex]

7. These guys sure know how to make comedians rich.

I can see the camera zooming in on his torso and head (top one) while he talks about morals and family values, then the hooker gets up off her knees and asks for 50 bucks.

Vote for Bob, only slept with three hookers and has no STDs!

[Virginia Dare]

8. Why would you vote for anyone that stupid...

he hooks up with a blonde bimbo, she accuses him of abuse, he denies it, then settles with her for "an undisclosed sum".

The only one stupider than him is his wife, who took him back.

What a hoser!