Great job on the conspiracy DUers! I just knew we could do it.

[Philosoraptor]

You've no doubt heard some of the wacky conspiracy theories being put forward by the dumbstruck republicans on the foley scandal, and I congratulate you all for coming up with this whole thing.

Everything the repubs say is true, we conspired the whole thing right here, the page, the emails and IM's, it was all our brilliant, yet deceptively clever idea.

We can proudly claim responsibility officially, just like those shady, shadowy terrorist groups always do after a successful attack. We are the People's Conspiracy Front, and we destroy fascists.

Congratulations Conspirators! Now on to the next republican sex scandal!

[Phredicles]

1. When do we get our rings, man?

And, like, maybe a t-shirt?

[teach1st]

2. And all made possible by the generous...

...checks from Soros. Now I can afford a poster of Karl Marx.

[democrat in Tallahassee]

3. the secret conspiracy handshake is great!

[wryter2000]

4. Thanks

Whew, I'm glad that's over. Having to write all those icky IM's was a real downer.

[Philosoraptor]

15. thanks to you wryter, you took it right over the top with the IM's

a real stroke of liberal genius

[stepnw1f]

5. LOL... No Shit

Bat shit crazy....

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

6. Now that Project X is bearing fruit

is it time for a go on Project Z?

[Systematic Chaos]

7. The fart on the wind wafts lazily to Albuquerque two six niner.

That is all.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

8. The lumpy limp is diddling the chimp.

Can I get a whoop whoop?

[hsher]

22. Please finish that nursery rhyme. Please God.

Please.
"The lumpy limp is diddling the chimp...
The Foley is Anal not Axel...
Anderson Cooper is looking quite super,
Conspiracy points to Tom Daschle..."

Next...? Next...?

[hsher]

21. Hey, wayddaminute - I *live* in Albuquerque!

Don't let any of that stank drift *this* way!


www.yourmorningleibowitz.blogspot.com
Yer Daily Show comic strip

[BrotherBuzz]

13. No, we need to execute project XXL first

It's gonna be HUGH!!! I'm series.

[arcane1]

9. Yay! Party tonight at Osama's Homobortion Pot 'n Commie Jizzporium!

:bounce::party::bounce::party:

[Philosoraptor]

10. Girls only party at Hillary's tonight- flag burning at midnite!

[arcane1]

11. kill a baby for me, I'll be at OBL's

:silly:

[Philosoraptor]

12. sure thing, right after I raise yer taxes & spend like crazy

and start impeachment proceedings

[arcane1]

16. I don't pay taxes, I'm a welfare king!

:bounce:

[spanone]

14. Dems Gone Wild!!!!

:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :

[Hubert Flottz]

17. Hootey Hoooo Hootey Hooooo ...For your big eye only...

The aspen patch is a golden hue the swiftboats devils are intertwined before it's slime time and the signs are in the big toe. Yon political pie is high and that ain't no lie. Put food on your partner and prominade home, now throw it up don't never come down, swing the cosmic sausage round an round in worsh-ing-town...that is all!

[Systematic Chaos]

18. PHEW!

I was worried 'bout them thar aspens....

[Hubert Flottz]

20. The silver key to the hydrostatic lock is in the third ripe paw paw

on the left, at grid square foxtrot tango alpha...condition is x-ray delta llama...this operation is a go...repeat...operation is a go...please synchronize your gubmint regulation Korean timex chronometer now...avoid all contact...repeat...all contact...that is all...

[Philosoraptor]

19. Our conspiratorial secret handshake now revealed

[hsher]

23. The Ancient "Evil Stonecutter Liberals" Song

Who's behind the death of Christ?
Who raised lubrication's price?
We do
We do

Who helps terr'rists bomb our towns?
Who has gay sex underground?
We do
We do

Without an agenda, who likes Jews?
Who's got secrets on Tom Cruise?
We do
We do

Who makes Foley chase young boys?
Because of course he had no choice?
We do
We do

www.yourmorningleibowitz.blogspot.com
Yer Daily Show comic strip

[Philosoraptor]

24. the stonecutters cheer: RUHH!!

[marions ghost]

25. Come out come out where ever u r

Legions of Hillary, Teddy, Conyers and Pelosi !!! :kick: :toast: :kick:

It's your worst nightmare, Freepers.
We DO aim to take away your sacred Repiglican Rights--to do unregulated untaxed bidness, to 'deliver' states to your candidates, to bankrupt the country for your personal "wars," to spy on and prey on whoever you like, however you like. We DO aim to take away your right to trample the constitution & ravage the environment. Not to mention your right to grant good heathcare only to those who can pay. We DO intend to roll back your agenda.

WE ARE your worst nightmare.

<This message funded by George Soros>