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From the great minds think alike department: As it turns out, two of us rewrote Bob Seger’s Turn the Page. Now it’s time for the battle of song parodies, which one will be the chart-topper?
Blame the Page (To the tune of Turn the Page – Bob Seger) written & posted by SalmonChantedEvening
In a long line they’re forming, pundits of the right To insure the story’s edited, so come election night The party’s safely distanced from the scandal now an open sore
Oh Bill Clinton they are conjuring, the way they always do Even though a 16 year old page, ain’t Monica Redux They’re really only hoping this shit ain’t stuck to them too
(CH) Now who to blame, where’s that list again The Democrats, this sinful age Alcohol, an abusive priest Hey I know, blame the page
And by now it’s dawned on Hastert that, he will soon be rolled His protection was the Boehner, that’ll cause his tent to fold In the end he’ll know to coddle you was stupid a la mode
Most crimes crimes like this you have fought, or was it a sham The committee you chaired, I hope they won’t be damned Tied forever to a member and the pall cast by his scam
(CH)
Out yourself you think might be a winning card to play Red meat for the uninformed, but still you run away Because gay men, they love gay men, not in schoolyards do they play
After the excuses and the spin’s been put to bed And you think responsibility’s been washed of your head The emails and the messages scream the truth instead
(CH - repeat)
IM the Page (with apologies to Bob Seger) written & posted by MindPilot
In a long and boring caucus, covered on CSPAN You can log on to the Internet and try to IM again You can think about the intern, or the page you did before, But your hands will soon be wandering, the way they always do. When you’re stalkin’ sixteen year olds with nothing much to do And you don’t feel much like drinkin’; you just hope the vote goes through. So, here I am, on the floor again. There I am, up on the stage. Here I go, playing R again. There I go, IM the page. Well you walk into the House, strung out from the booze, You can feel the eyes upon you; you know you have to quit You pretend it didn’t happen, but you’re just a hypocrite Most times it’s Clinton’s fault, other times it’s gays. The same old cliché that FOX News spins today Democrats seem outnumbered; they don’t dare make a stand. Here I am, on the floor again. There I am, up on the stage. Here I go, playing R again. There I go, IM the page. Out here in the sunlight my façade just melts away, Every new excuse, you try and get away, As the sweat pours out your body like the speaker of the House. Later in the evening as you get completely soused, With the emails to the teenagers running through your head, You blame your childhood trauma, but your career’s already dead Now here I am, on the floor again. There I am, up on the stage. Here I go, playing R again. There I go, IM the page. Here I am, on the floor again. There I am, up on the stage. Ah here I go, playing R again. There I go, there I go.
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