If the explosion in North Korea wan't nuclear, then what was it?

[mtnsnake]

Poll question: If the explosion in North Korea wan't nuclear, then what was it?

If it wasn't a nuclear device that caused such huge force, then it had to be:

[Kierkegaard]

1. KKKarl Rove dropped his briefcase of underhanded campaign tricks.

[Hugin]

2. It was some freeper's head exploding after reading about Foley...

:shrug:

Happens all the time.

[meisje]

3. Hastert's massive jowl flapping while eating pickled pigs feet

[CoffeeCat]

5. LOL!!!

Nicely done!

:)

[AllegroRondo]

4. It was the Bible Belt imploding

after learning that there are gay Republicans holding elected offices

[Peace Patriot]

6. George Bush farting in the presence of new White House aides.

"Other, please explain"? No explanation needed. But I'll give one anyway. The combo of the fart gas, and the gas coming out the other end, penetrated the bunker tunnel beneath the White House--where Cheney controls all this, and watches video cameras of Bush's hilarious humiliation of new aides--seeped into the gopher holes under the Rose Garden, gathered steam from the bodies buried there, snaked around the Capital accumulating more stench from various congressional, administrative and high court sewer systems and closets, followed a meandering pathway deep beneath the ground all the way through the vast expanse of Diebolded 'red states,' picking up humongous quantities of corporate farm pesticides in the water table, added uranium in Nevada, and barreled forth from the San Diego ports, adding navy oil, chemical and sound pollution, all the way to the Pacific plate, where it killed thousands of dolphins and whales, created a massive dead zone, picked up more filth in the unregulated manufacturing, sweatshops, and child prostitution rings of the Marianas, and a whole bunch of tanker drek from American corporations running oil, arms, drugs and trinkets every which way over the Pacific Ocean, and headed for North Korea.

And there it went "Boom." Bada boom.

[mtnsnake]

8. LMAO! Wow, talk about a snowball effect!!

Great post, and FUNNY!

:toast:

[Demeter]

7. Kim Chee

Too much fermented cabbage

[longship]

9. The Dreaded Batter-Pudding Hurler of Bexhill-on-Sea?

Sorry. Couldn't resist the Goon Show reference.