Most offensive wingnut bumper stickers ever.

[MindPilot]

I saw them yesterday on two different vehicles.

"50 years 'Under God' -- let's keep it that way"

and

"Assimilate or Vacate"

[Warpy]

1. The one I want to ram is

"Adoption Not Abortion."

Goddamned fools know NOTHING about what forced childbirth followed by handing the baby off to strangers does to a woman.

[MindPilot]

7. A '66 Dodge pickup with a piece of 6" steel pipe for a front bumper

would work quite nicely as a ramming vehicle.

The one that really makes me want to ram; "Two people enter an abortion clinic; only one comes out alive".

And it's corollary: "Abortion clinics kill at least half their patients"

[CrispyQ]

19. Those are quite vile.

I like these as a response:

Homosexuality prevents abortions.

Oh look Honey, another pro-lifer for war!

[BOSSHOG]

2. One of my favorites

On an old pickup truck:

HE'S BEEN DEAD FOR MORE THEN 2,000 YEARS
GET OVER IT

[Ferret Annica]

8. I always say, 'send down another one, we'll nail him up too.

This always sparks and angry response which I meet withquiet feigned amazement.

I then say, "What I am saying is that hypocrisy and exploitation of Christ's message is s rampant, if the real messenger came back the people exploiting him couldn't handle this and they would respond by killing him for exposing hypocrisy."

They always blink, think about that in their normal half dazed, always addled way and I get away with it.

Yes, I am a stinker, but stupid people are everywhere, and they are always asking to have their sacred cows turned into hamburger.

[lectrobyte]

52. I like it, but technically, he was nailed in 33 AD, so < 2000 yrs, nt

[novalib]

3. Here's One I Find VERY OFFENSIVE!!!!

Here's a bumper sticker I find VERY OFFENSIVE:

"Welcome To America
Now Learn English"

[Not Me]

4. Or the predecessor to that one....

Welcome to America, now learn Cherokee.

[donco6]

63. Actually, that one is funny! eom

[Clark2008]

16. Of course it's offensive. Our own pResident can't even speak

English.

And neither can half of the Republican pundits - those who refer to Democrats as being members of the "Democrat" Party. Idiots don't know the difference between a noun and an adjective.

[TahitiNut]

23. That's probably very amusing to British tourists.

It might also make them happy about 1776.

[NewJeffCT]

50. How soon people forget

My great grandmother came here from Italy as a teenager around 1900. When she passed away in the early 1970s, she still barely spoke any English. Never learned it, never had to... she lived in a small city here in Connecticut that had a large Italian population.

[LibDemAlways]

5. Worst I ever saw read "I'm Proud

George W. Bush is My President!" on the bumper of an Escalade.

How big of an asshole would you have to be to stick that on your vehicle?

[MindPilot]

11. An old pickup near my work has that one, and right beside it...

"Free Iraq"

Must...resist...urge...to...bust...windshield...

[Toots]

48. Free Iraq.... get America out...

:shrug:

[OnionPatch]

49. Around here I always see a similar one that's even worse

"I support President Bush and our brave troops."

As if President Bush and "our brave troops" were one and the same. :puke:

[LibDemAlways]

54. I'd be sorely tempted to take a marker to that one.

Cross out "I support President" and "and." Add "is killing" after Bush.

[OnionPatch]

60. Well, then you'll be glad to know

that I have seen quite a few of them with the "Bush" part scratched or markered out these days. :)

[donco6]

64. I have a neighbor with,

Support Our President on the back of his car. I have to drive past it every day and I grimace every time.

[mikeytherat]

6. One from the good old Clinton years:

A picture of Bill Clinton on one end, a sniper's rifle at the other end, and in between, in huge, red text:
"Where's Lee harvey Oswald when you need him?"

(I saw this one on a truck for a few years in the late '90s)

Think you could get away with this kind of sh*t these days with the Boy King? Only if you really wanted to go to Gitmo.

mikey_the_rat

[Initech]

9. Here's the one I think is the absolute worst:

"Dear God - Why do you allow bad things to happen in school? Concerned Student.

Dear Concerned Student - I'm not allowed in school. God."

:grr:

[LiberalEsto]

32. A better reply to that one:

"I can't fight the NRA to get guns banned." -- God

[donco6]

65. Poor God.

Darn it, if only we puny humans would let him in school. And there he is, all alone on the playground. Oh, he might've created the ENTIREFUcKING UNIVERSE in six days, but he can't get past that school door.

Jeebus.

[OnionPatch]

68. This one gets me too

I mean, if they believe in God how could they think that God is not in the schools? I was taught that God was everywhere whether or not you're praying or talking about him, he's always watching over you. If you're a Christian, and you take your children to church every Sunday and you pray with them and all the things a family does when they practice their religion, does God then abandon your children during school hours if there isn't a mandatory classroom prayer session? :eyes:

They know that no one can take their God from them. They're just mad that they aren't allowed to push their God on others.

[sui generis]

10. Eh, who has time to be offended

when we should be thinking of ways to make them spontaneously drive off the road and assplode ourselves.

"Thank the republicans for 9/11"

"It happened on the republican watch"

Civil Marriage = Any Two Taxpaying American Adults

Support the Amber Alert:
Vote Republican

Republican Education Plan:
A mind is a terrible thing. Waste it.

[BOSSHOG]

12. One I'd like to see sure to make the insane pull their hair out

IF CLINTON HAD BEEN PRESIDENT ON 9-11
THERE WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN A TERRORIST ATTACK

Great bumper sticker but I truly believe it. Clinton didn't need a terrorist attack. bush just had an orgasm to be a war president so he let the cause happen.

[MindPilot]

14. Another one...

Republicans better on National Security?
That myth died on 9/11/01

[coalition_unwilling]

17. I'd like to see "Support our Oops" n/t

[gkhouston]

29. Oh, good one. n/t

[No Exit]

41. Hey, that's good!!!

[bryant69]

13. Your Either With Us or You're With The Enemy

This one really really pissed me off.

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com

[MrCoffee]

70. I have that on the front of a t-shirt

front



back

[teamster633]

15. Not so much offensive, but mind-numbingly pathetic:

"I miss President Reagan"

[TahitiNut]

21. That was probably John Hinckley's vehicle and ...

... it said "I Missed President Reagan" :evilgrin:

[Burma Jones]

22. I have an "I Miss Nixon" bumper sticker

but folks get the point---generally.......

[TahitiNut]

25. So do I. It's perfect. The knuckle-draggers just look at it slack-jawed

... while the ones who get it are rewarded. :evilgrin:

[me b zola]

18. Yesterday this is what I saw on the back of a pick-up

In the lower righthand corner of the window was a bush*/cheney '04 sign, in the upper left hand corner was a small sticker with the picture of a chimp. :rofl: I don't think the freeper had any idea that the world knows his idiot king as chimp. :rofl:

[leftofthedial]

20. Liberalism = Terrorism

[Burma Jones]

24. I detest the "Obey Authority" bumper sticker

it's sooooo un-american. What we've done well, we've done precisely because we've questioned authority.......

[Kali]

35. OMG I have never seen that. Who the F would put that on their car?

Might as well have Sieg Hiel (or however its spelled)

[Clark2008]

26. I actually saw a "CONDI 2008" bumper sticker yesterday

And it was a white guy...in the South!! :wow:

I yelled out of the window, "You've GOT to be kidding! That woman got us attacked on 9/11."

He didn't say anything. Probably too stupid to know what I was referring to.

[Caoimhe]

27. Maybe not the most wingnutterish but the most offensive ever

that I've seen, said "My other toy has tits"

[Clark2008]

28. I'd ask where he got his blow-up doll.

No real woman would put up with that shit.

[gkhouston]

31. probably leased

just like his vehicle. :7

[Clark2008]

33. If he's a Republican, I'm sure his doll gets more mileage, but

not for long trips. :)

[gkhouston]

56. ...

:spray: :thumbsup:

[Le Taz Hot]

30. One I'd like to get

(and blatently stolen from another DUer)

So many Christians, so few lions.

'Course around these parts I wouldn't make it home before some fine, upstanding Christian put a bullet through my windshield.

[bamacrat]

37. How about "Hide your sons, here comes a Republican"

[No Exit]

40. Oooh!! I want one of those!!!

Or how about "Mark Foley e-mailed my honor student!":evilgrin:

But the most obnoxious bumper sticker I've seen lately is specific to Alabama, so I think you'll understand it: "Realtors For Riley".:puke:

[donco6]

66. Ow! That's good.

I gotta just make one of those.

[smokey nj]

43. Then maybe you could get one that reads.....

"God WAS my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him." By the time they figured it out, you'd be long gone.

[angel823]

34. gotta be the worst

I've ever seen:

"Save the baby seals:
Club a liberal!"

Angel

[libnnc]

36. "Some people just need killing--that's what MARINES are for."

Saw this on a mini-van on campus at UNCG.

[DiverDave]

38. How about

"Sportsmen for bush"

WTF, I guess that allowing more arsenic, murcury, pollution in the water and air is gonna help the wildlife.

The guy also had a "attack republican" sticker...I would park next to him with my DU sticker...he never said a word to me.

Man, I really wish he would have.

[Momgonepostal]

39. The confederate flag and the words....

"It's a white thing"

[No Exit]

42. Counter: "George W. Bush has singlehandedly debunked the myth of

white supremacy."

I can't take credit for that line--it was said by Charlie Rangel. It would make a great bumper sticker.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

44. Ones that I hate:

"Left is theft."

"Work hard. Millions of welfare recipients are depending on you."

One local to Oregon was

"I like spotted owls--fried."

[sofa king]

45. Worst I ever saw:

For years, someone who obviously worked at the school off of Sycamore Street in Arlington sported this sticker. I walked by it almost daily on my way to the Metro.

On the left side, it said "Abortion Takes A Human Life."

And on the right side of the sticker, there was a frightening graphic of a mutant child with a snout and flippers.

Every day I would walk by that car and grumble to myself, "you're damned right I don't want some mutant-ass baby with a snout and flippers."

Now, I have to admit I'm not the brightest guy in the world, so it was about a year before I realized that the graphic was not of the baby from It's Alive, but it was a picture of a fucking baby seal.

Postscript: as I was writing this, I decided to see if I could find it, and in fact I found what must be descendant of that original sticker, with a more coherent message and the same frightening graphic. But I swear it didn't say that back then. So look at this and imagine what it used to say, and tell me you wouldn't be a little freaked out by it:

[DiverDave]

47. LOL!, "It's Alive"

The only movie, and I mean the ONLY movie, that ever kept me up the night I saw it...such a delicious fear rush lol.

For example:
I saw "The Exorcist" twice with a friend of mine, once at the drive-in (remember those?) and once in a walk-in.
There were 4 of us guys at the drive in, we had bought 2 extra large pizzas before the show, the two little girls in the front were so scared that me and my bud got to eat BOTH of the pizza's lol.
The walk in was hysterical, as there was a group of girls sitting in front of us just freaking out.
We laughed so hard at that movie...tears, man, tears.
I still get a chuckle thinking of the pea soup spew...

[baldguy]

46. "No Irish Need Apply"

[NewJeffCT]

51. "Nuke their ass & take their gas"

I must be on the same schedule as the woman that drives the car with that bumper sticker, as I've seen her several times (she also has a "Rebel Girl" one, too, complete with Confederate flag here in CT)

I always want to ask her, if we "nuke" them, who is going to go into the radioactive wasteland to repair the oil equipment to extract the oil?

[Lochloosa]

53. On a pickup truck in Albany, GA the first day I moved there.

"If I knew what I knew now I would have picked my own cotten"

Albany, GA has to be the most racist town I have ever been to. Hands down.

[ProfessorGAC]

55. Actually, I Like The Second One

Because it lets me say to the person who owns the car, "That's what i was going to say to you!"
The Professor

[SpreadItAround]

57. Nuke Iraq

[tallahasseedem]

58. I saw one yesterday that said

"Peace Had A Chance". They also had another one that said "Member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy" and "Annoy a Liberal". A real stand up guy, I tell ya.

[theHandpuppet]

59. Two nominations here

1) "Happiness Is A Warm Machine Gun" spotted in a grocery store parking lot in Front Royal, VA.

2) Tied for Kuckledragger Sticker of the Year: A bumper sticker reading "I Have A Dream...". Anyone thinking this reference to MLK's famous speech had anything to do with our civil rights leader's dream of a color blind America will be rudely awakened upon closer inspection of ths sticker, which sports a picture of the Capitol building with the Confederate Stars and Bars flying over it. Spotted in Martinsburg, WV on a commercial truck from Maryland.

[StraightDope]

61. You will be assimilated...

Resistance is futile!

:sarcsam:

[earth mom]

62. Why post this crap here on DU? If people want to see it,

let em go to freeperville! :puke:

[Sir Jeffrey]

67. I saw this on the back of a truck...

in probably sixteen inch bold red letters:

"God Bless the USA"

then underneath it in equally large letters:

"No Queers"

then underneath that:

"No Liberals"

This was a semi truck used for transporting animals to slaughterhouses. I live in Kentucky, so I'm used to this type of shit. But I have to admit this really pissed me off.

Maybe not technically a "bumper sticker", but only because of size. More like an inflammatory mobile billboard for idiots.

[VOX]

69. My vote goes to: "What’s Our Oil Doing Under Your Sand?"

That one, IMO, really spells out the sense of entitlement, out-and-out greed and the "me first and fu** you" attitude of wingnuts.

Runner-up: (And this was way before the Monica Lewinsky hubbub)

"Impeach Him? Hell, Get A Rope."

What kind of respect does *that* show for the office of the president? Oh, yeah, I forgot -- the need for respect only applies when there's a right-wing president in office. :grr:

[MrCoffee]

73. i thought the "Our Oil" was about questioning our sense of entitlement,

out-and-out greed, and the "me first and fuck you" attitude of wingnuts?

Maybe i didn't get it.

[VOX]

75. Understood; but I actually saw it on a car with "I Stand With Pres.* "

and other gung-ho right wing stickers. I think that you're correct, that the message was originally crafted to sarcastically "flip" the idea of greed, but it's one of those messages that can, unfortunately, be co-opted by the dark side. :scared:

[MrCoffee]

76. sounds like the owner of the car didn't get it.

which just cracks me up.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

71. Saw a Guantanamo sticker the other day.

Apparently from somebody who served there. It had the silhouette of a detainee.

[ikojo]

72. Here are two I used to see every day on my

way to work...on the same truck...thankfully the company I work for moved to a different part of St Louis...

Union Member for
BUSH

Can't Feed 'em
Don't Breed 'em


Sick, selfish person who drives that truck.

[KansDem]

74. "Vote for Kerry and you may not live long enough to regret it"

Saw this one once several months ago. Still trying to figure out what it meant... :shrug:

[greiner3]

77. I'm fighting back;

On 2, 8 1/2" x 11" pieces of paper with cardboard backing to give them a firm spine, I have printed out in 96 point text (Open office has it, MSOffice doesn't) one that reads;

WHAT
WOULD
MARK
FOLEY
DO?
WWmFD?

and on the other;

TORTURE
TORTURE
TORTURE
TORTURE
TORTURE

One is posted on each side of my rear window. I'll probably replace the latter one with;

TORTURE!
A REAL
FAMILY
VALUE!

5 TORTUREs make a statement and that is what I'm hoping for. Someone will see that and wonder all day if I am for it or against it. The trick I hope to produce is that it will stick in people's mind long enough to make a difference.

I've had these since the day after Foley resigned. I park in large parking lots, and no, none of my windows have been broken, yet!

My ultimate sign that I've been thinking of would read;

PRAYER
CAUSES
CANCER!

But I think I'll only do that if the election goes the way I fear it might, not the way I hope and not the way the polls are saying they will. Hell, if the worst happens, I'll get several t-shirts with that saying. Why limit that fine saying to the few people who glance at my back window? I pass many, many people during the week and I can imagine how many people I can piss off in a week's time. If I can get my finances in order, I'll purchase a digital camera and post some pictures.

[Rocknrule]

78. Here's a few

"Welcome to America. Speak English or leave"
"W.W.B.D.?" (you figure it out)
"John Kerry for president of France"
"We're a Christian nation. If you don't like it, call 1-800-LEAVE-USA"
"You're either with us (elephant) or with the enemy (donkey)"
"Gun control means hitting your target (donkey in crosshairs)"

and the most offensive yet:
"W '08"