This guy says he's Jesus. Would neo-J wear makeup? Just asking.

[elehhhhna]

[dogday]

1. Those eyes do not look kind to me

and I would not buy a car from him either......

[babylonsister]

2. He looks like Wayne Newton. And would Jesus wear diamonds

and gold, and have capped teeth?:rofl:

[jhrobbins]

9. Exactly! The only thing that would have made it better...

would be if he had that rock on his pinky.

[Ravenseye]

11. He looks like the villian Wayne Newton played in that one Bond film

License to Kill.

[stepnw1f]

3. Another Tacky Wealthy Charlatan (nt)

[elehhhhna]

4. "Reverend" Moon is gonna be piiiiiiissed.

[Skidmore]

5. Dresses kinda spiffy for someone who was concerned about

the least among us. Has a good jeweler too.

Another freaking religious con man. They are a dime a dozen these days.

Ehlahhhna, love that passed out little kitty of yours there.

[SpiralHawk]

6. Commander AOL-Jeebus will take umbrage at this...

[tocqueville]

21. AOL ? LOL nt

[mrreowwr_kittty]

7. Studio lighting is unforgiving, even to Our Lord and Savior. n/t

[elehhhhna]

8. Much more (they area Super Race of Saved who can SIn with impunity!)

The group is organized around José Luis De Jesus Miranda, a 59-year-old Puerto Rican man with impish charm and a taste for indulgence. Some defectors, like Regina Albarracin — a Pembroke Pines woman whose son remains a member — liken him to a cult leader. Devotees call him Jesus Christ and lavish him with gifts and money. More than 400 followers have set up businesses that funnel 20 to 80 percent of their profits into the ministry. Others donate cars, homes, and tens of thousands of dollars in cash and services.

De Jesus's followers believe they are God's true chosen people and call their children the "super race." They are also convinced other churches peddle deceit and spread poverty, war, and disease. But while this antipathy dates back years, only recently have they begun acting on it by disrupting religious events.

Very Republican-y, imo.


Over the past five months, Creciendo en Gracia parishioners have held at least 40 protests in more than a dozen countries. And De Jesus says this is just the beginning. "My purpose," he explains, "is to close down every church so the true church can begin. You could say I'm leading the greatest reformation that has ever happened."
...
If De Jesus treats sin lightly, that's because it doesn't exist, according to his gospel. He also teaches that Hell is a farce, the Devil is dead, and people are divided into two distinct castes. There are those who have no conscience or ear for his message — they are predestined for damnation. And there are the believers with incorruptible spirits who are programmed to hear his words as truth.

With their salvation assured, De Jesus's followers can indulge sinful urges. "Here it doesn't matter if you are a drug addict," he explains, "or if you have been married ten times. How many failures you've had — even if you've killed someone — we accept people with their weaknesses."


http://www.miaminewtimes.com/Issues/2006-02-09/news/feature.html

[jhrobbins]

12. Scary! n/t

[sakabatou]

14. This guy is nuts!

[elehhhhna]

15. Here'[s Neo-J in a baseball cap w/o airbrushing...euw

[Blackthorn]

18. Hmmmmmmm

"And there are the believers with incorruptible spirits who are programmed to hear his words as truth."

I think that just about says it all.

[Generic Other]

10. If he's Jesus he should bring that dead cat back to life

:rofl:

[elehhhhna]

17. lmao, naughty one.

[POAS]

13. How much jewelry would Jesus wear?

[The_Casual_Observer]

16. That guy is a problem. That guy is out to cheat dumb people

out of their money.

[DawgHouse]

19. He reminds me of The Amazing Kreskin.

[kestrel91316]

20. He looks like a card-carrying Republican to me. That's how

I know he CAN'T be Jesus............

[tocqueville]

22. this guy looks like the Devil to me...

but what do I know, probably another manifestation since El Diablo is in Washington

[ClintonTyree]

23. Praise Jesus!

"You are blessed"! :eyes:

You don't KNOW how much better I'll sleep tonight knowing that "The Man Christ Jesus" has blessed me. :rofl:



What's the over/under on how long before this guy's followers drink the kool-aid or set themselves on fire? :shrug:

But.......... I'M BLESSED! I'M BLESSED! :woohoo:

[nickyt]

24. Is he flashing the "Jesus Salute"? n/t

[cynatnite]

25. If the J man wants to wear make-up, he wears make-up... n/t

[Monk06]

26. Baba Loo Jesus......the second coming of Desi Arnaz. Lucy you got some

'splainin to do. Baba Loo Aye Ay !!!!!

[hsher]

31. Babaloo Jesus LOL

Bwaaaaaaa :rofl:
It don't get no better than that!

[and-justice-for-all]

27. I didnt think Jesus was so Materialistic and prideful.....

...Nice fat ring you have there Cristo, not to meantion that suit and make-up job. I have seen Drag Queens wear less make-up then that.

If he is Jesus, then I must be Catholic!

"The only difference between THE DaVinci Code and the gospels is that THE DaVINCI CODE is modern fiction and the gospels are ancient Fiction." - Richard Dawkins.

[hsher]

28. Lemme see now...

Evil eyes... check
Pancake and powder makeup... check
Sets off gaydar... check
Cruel dictator's mouth... check
Saluting with flag in background... check

DING! DING! DING!
LOONY ALERT LOONY ALERT LOONY ALERT
$$$Fundies, send money!$$$

Elehhhna, thank you so much for this. I may have to give this fresh wild turkey a few rounds in the ring with Jon Stewart in my online comix :evilgrin:


www.yourmorningleibowitz.blogspot.com
The Daily Show as a comic strip

[hsher]

29. Martita Roca: will be seen at...

Check out the name "Martita Roca" up there on that pic.
To be seen at a future paternity/sexual harassment lawsuit near you...
What u wanna bet?
Can I get an amen?

[mykpart]

30. WMUWJW?

What Make Up Would Jesus Wear?