Replace debates with waterboarding of candidates

[Telly Savalas]

The GOP Congress, with the help of a number of Democrats, have decided that waterboarding is an ethical means of extracting accurate information from people. So why are we relying on debates to get to know our political candidates better? They frequently lie in debates. We should just waterboard them instead.

[Phredicles]

1. I suppose we could also replace primaries that have huge numbers

of candidates with naked pyramid building. Heck, put it on television and the elctorate might take more of an interest in our political processes.

[VioletLake]

2. LOL

Pretty funny, lollipop man.

[whistle]

3. Great idea