First...we had the dog-screwer. Now...there's a necrophiliac dog-screwer!

[BreweryYardRat]

Cross-posted from the Lounge.

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http://www.mlive.com/bctimes/latest/index.ssf?/mtlogs/m...

A 44-year-old Saginaw man remains jailed today on charges of bestiality after he was seen engaged in sexual acts with a dead dog, Michigan State Police troopers said.

The man was arrested after police searched the area of Midland and Carter roads Friday for a man who ran away from a Bay County Animal Control officer. The entire incident was within view of a nearby day care center.

Troopers said a woman from the day care center called for animal control because there was a dead dog near the property which had been hit by a car several days earlier.

Before officers could arrive, the man showed up and began engaging in sexual acts with the dog, police said. The animal control officers also reported seeing the man involved in the sex act and as he approached the man, the man shoved him away and ran off.

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I have no words. :puke:

[shadowknows69]

1. I have words

I'd like to say to this sick bastard in a small room, just him and me.

[BreweryYardRat]

2. Well, it was dead.

Just prosecute and send him to prison.

[Teaser]

5. at least he didn't kill it.

that's got to count for something.

[Deep13]

3. How desperate for a date do you have to be...?

:wtf:

[hippiechick]

4. That. Man's. Just. Wrong.

On so many levels. :puke: :puke:

[jannyk]

6. oh goody, I haven't been able to use this in years..

necrophilia is dead boring :rofl:

[alfredo]

7. It was Bill Frist

[KansDem]

8. This is a whole new level of weird...

There have been several new levels of weird lately, but this a whole new one...

[madmusic]

9. No words indeed.

Thanks for sharing that little celebration of life and making our day.

Seriously, what is the point of posting something like this? More to the point, what is the point of any "news" organization reporting it?

Are we supposed to form dead dog neighborhood watch committees? Rush to pass laws against dogs getting run over near day care centers? Build 100 foot walls around day care centers?

If the damn dog weren't dead already we could call it a dangerous pit bull and put it to sleep. That would be something. Or like in the old days of our Puritan past if it were still alive we could sentence the man and the dog to death because evil is contagious. That would be something.

What the hell can we do other than FEEL BAD? Or maybe that's the point, a sort of 2 minutes of hate like the old Roman coliseum days. Worked wonders in keeping the masses in line.

Some news stories are merely pornography, not that there's anything wrong with pornography, but let's call it what it is.

[ClintonTyree]

10. Man, those Republican voters are dropping like flies...........

if this keeps up it'll be a clean sweep for Democrats in November. We'll have to build more jails to hold them all, but I guess we're up to the task.

[Saphire]

11. Just when I thought I had heard it all...something like this comes along.

[wakemeupwhenitsover]

12. I'm going to lock this.

It's not really GD material & it's already been posted in the lounge.

best,
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